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(From "Samson" number 3, 1941.)
“The building is so weak, it’s falling over on it’s own. Damn you building! If you held on a few minutes longer, I could have knocked you down myself!”
It’s okay Samson. Not every building toss will be perfect. I know you will do better next time.
You guys aren’t getting it. It’s an intelligent building and when it figured out that Samson was coming for it, it decided on a preemptive strike. It’s dropping itself onto Samson.
Samson didn’t destroy the whole building? Inconceivable!
The building just pwned Samson. Building WIN!
I love that idea, Worf, I bet you’re right!
“I’ll have to stop it by throwing this other building at it.”
So at this point, I admit I’m having a tough time deciding who my favorite “forgotten” Golden Age character is my favorite. Is it Samson with his architecture-heaving habits; Bulletman (with Bulletgirl and Bulletdog!) getting flung about the skies by his neck; or the Iron Skull and his zany “Please only aim your bullets at my head” appeals? Decisions decisions …
stemming from Worf(3)’s comment:
“Hear me, Samson! I am Archie Tekture, the elemental spirit of all buildings! And now, for my fallen brethren, I shall claim vengeance upon you! Imminent Collapse!”
There’s only 1 of Samson…you figure it out.
Okay, since nobody else is asking, what is happening with his crotch?
@P.F. Burns #11: That’s not his crotch. Sampson just finished taking a dump of biblical proportions, he turned around and pulled his drawers back up.