"Only the SIDE?! Unacceptable!"

(From "Samson" number 3, 1941.)

12 Responses to "Only the SIDE?! Unacceptable!"

  1. Avatar Myro says:

    “The building is so weak, it’s falling over on it’s own. Damn you building! If you held on a few minutes longer, I could have knocked you down myself!”

  2. ams ams says:

    It’s okay Samson. Not every building toss will be perfect. I know you will do better next time.

  3. Avatar Worf says:

    You guys aren’t getting it. It’s an intelligent building and when it figured out that Samson was coming for it, it decided on a preemptive strike. It’s dropping itself onto Samson.

  4. Avatar Wulf says:

    Samson didn’t destroy the whole building? Inconceivable!

  5. Avatar Brad says:

    The building just pwned Samson. Building WIN!

  6. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    I love that idea, Worf, I bet you’re right!

  7. Avatar Frankie says:

    “I’ll have to stop it by throwing this other building at it.”

  8. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    So at this point, I admit I’m having a tough time deciding who my favorite “forgotten” Golden Age character is my favorite. Is it Samson with his architecture-heaving habits; Bulletman (with Bulletgirl and Bulletdog!) getting flung about the skies by his neck; or the Iron Skull and his zany “Please only aim your bullets at my head” appeals? Decisions decisions …

  9. Avatar EnderX says:

    stemming from Worf(3)’s comment:

    “Hear me, Samson! I am Archie Tekture, the elemental spirit of all buildings! And now, for my fallen brethren, I shall claim vengeance upon you! Imminent Collapse!”

  10. Avatar Kaylin88100 says:

    Samson:999 Buildings:1
    There’s only 1 of Samson…you figure it out.

  11. Avatar P.F. Bruns says:

    Okay, since nobody else is asking, what is happening with his crotch?

  12. Avatar Frankie says:

    @P.F. Burns #11: That’s not his crotch. Sampson just finished taking a dump of biblical proportions, he turned around and pulled his drawers back up.