Deadpool vs. Deathstroke

I am enjoying the debates around these "Versus" fights, so here's another one for you:

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To help you in your decision-making process, here's a quick run-down of the two characters (powers not shown):

Deadpool Deathstroke
Uses multiple samurai swords. Uses multiple samurai swords.
Full mask with sinister eye hole cutouts. Full mask with sinister eye hole cutouts.
Modern body armor. Chainmail.
Mercenary. Mercenary.
Many many pouches. Many many pouches.
Slightly baggy hood. Flyaway mask ties.
Breaks the fourth wall to talk directly to the audience. Breaks the fourth wall ... of the building his target is hiding in.
Created second by "legendary" Rob Liefeld. Created first by genuine legends Marv Wolfman and George Pérez.
Played in one of the worst super hero movies of all time by none other than -- wait for it -- Ryan Reynolds. Mercifully free (so far) from exploitation by Hollywood.

For me, the last two points are the difference maker. I don't care how bad-ass either of these guys is, the fact that Deadpool was both created by Rob Liefeld and played by Ryan Reynolds -- a twin bill of titanic suckage -- means I gotta go with Terminator. Plus, come on, how awesome a name is "Deathstroke the Terminator"?! That's like TWO killer monikers rolled into one!

I leave the technical details of who would win in an ACTUAL fight to you better informed folks.

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