Evil Villain Fail

(From "Big 3" number 1, 1940.)

19 Responses to Evil Villain Fail

  1. Avatar Doornik1142 says:

    If this doesn’t work he will subject her to…the Comfy Chair!

  2. Anarchangel Anarchangel says:

    “Then I will bring out the feather of doom!”

  3. Avatar Ian says:

    You usually need to insert a quarter into the bed to get that effect…

  4. Avatar Watson Bradshaw says:

    they don’t call him the french tickler for nothing lady!

  5. Avatar Gero says:

    I like how she doesn’t wait to hear any of the bad stuff it’ll do to her that he’s about to say, and just up and calls him a monster after the tickle part…

  6. Avatar Mr.MikeK says:

    Obviously she wants more than a tickle.

  7. Avatar MusicAddict says:

    Wow, she’s every teenage guy’s dream girl.

  8. Avatar Dr. Shrinker says:

    “Drat, the drum isn’t working! Send in the trombone of irritation!”

  9. Avatar Dan says:

    “But now I must leave you to go taunt the girl that I have strapped to a giant accordion in the other room.”

  10. Avatar McKnight57 says:

    You do realize that she’s basically giving him the name “Tickle Monster”, right? And where the hell did he find a giant bongo drum in 1940. Also, his coat and hairstyle make him look like Doc Ock.

  11. Avatar Myro says:

    This guy’s a genius! Where can I get a giant kettle drum to tie my fiancee to?

    Oh, I guess that wasn’t what he was going for…

  12. Avatar Worf says:

    @Jeff: Is her name Joan? And is this the panel that came previously to this: http://www.heromachine.com/2011/06/08/death-trap-la-petite-mort-trap-are-not-the-same-thing/

  13. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    Worf, it is indeed the panel just before that one.

  14. Avatar punkjay says:

    A vibrating bed you don’t even need a quarter for, neat!

  15. Avatar punkjay says:

    You should see what he does with bagpipes

  16. I wish I was her but he was Mia Hamm swinging that hammer.

    And role-reversal stuff. It’s fantasy, and I will indulge.

  17. Avatar Tool says:

    He has her tied up and has a blunt instrument, no pun intended, why not just bash her in the face and be done before the hero come to save the day.

  18. Avatar frankie says:

    “Afterwards, the vibrations will pleasure you like nothing before!”

    “You…FIEND!”

  19. Avatar michael says:

    Thats so cruel………………. you disgust me!