Caption Contest 91

I cannot WAIT to see what you all come up for this one!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of the spectacular Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures") and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image and character © DC Comics.)

193 Responses to Caption Contest 91

  1. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!

  2. “Do I hear $275 for the set of boots and whip from Catwoman? $250 going once…… going twice…… SOLD to the man in the back with the red cape and “S” on his chest.

  3. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    Attention Wal-mart shoppers, we now have a sail on all Batman related halloween merchandice.

  4. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    Hello this is your Batman speaking…..Anne Hathaway should not be Selina Kyle.

  5. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    I will now be doing a coversong of Meatloafs “A Bat out of Hell”

  6. What’s new pussycat, woe-woe-woe

  7. “Cat scratch fever”

  8. …And this one goes out to all my trust fund homies. Y’all know who you are!

  9. “The sun will come out, tomorrow, tomorrow. It’s only a day a-way.”

  10. “When I was young,I never needed anyone. And making love was just for fun. Those days are gone….. All byyyy my selffff, don’t wanna be…all by myselfff anymore.”

    Batman loves himself some Eric Carmen

  11. “I’m sorry to interupt your fun folks. But, there’s a young man out there who’s feeling kind of blue. Dick, this one’s for you, baby. I love you.”

  12. @knighthawk: That is exactly the first thing that came to mind when I saw the captioning pic. Such a good episode, with some hysterical commentary on the dvd.

  13. Am I blue
    Am I blue
    Ain’t these tears in my eyes tellin’ you
    Am I blue
    You would be too

    Makes no sense unless you realize Barman actually did sing this once. (Justice League Unlimited, RIP)

  14. HA! Barman….I obviously meant Batman

  15. Gee willikers Ba- What? Oh sorry. K, let’s try again.

  16. Super-men and Super-Women, ARE YOU READY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLE?

  17. Would the owner of blue sedan come to the front desk, your car’s about to be driven over

  18. Hey Joker! Is it true some people call you Maurice? Wee-weow!

  19. So I said to her, “Batarang? I’ll show you a BataBANG!” Am I right, fellas? …tough crowd.

  20. Okay, I’m only going to say this one more time: I did not have sexual relations with that sidekick! That thief and that mastermind’s daughter and some models, yeah, but not that sidekick!

  21. I get no kick… from champaaaaaagne. Mere alcolhol… doesn’t thrill me at all. So tell me why should it be truuuuue? That I get a belt… out of yoooou!

  22. Obligatory Meme Reference:

    “Stephanie, I’m very happy for you and I’m gonna let you fight crime, but Cassandra was one of the best Batgirls of all time! OF ALL TIME!”

    Wait, does that make sense? Maybe this one.

    “Damian, I’m very happy for you and I’m gonna let you fight crime, but Tim was one of the best Robins of all time! OF ALL TIME!”

  23. Weeeeee are the champions!!!!!!

  24. “I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooooorld”

  25. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    1. Q: How does Batman’s mother call him to dinner?

    A: (tune of 1960’s theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!

    2. Q: Why did Bruce’s date go badly?

    A: Because he has BAT breath!

    3.Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?

    A: Her Dark Knight gown!

    Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

    A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

    5.Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank.
    “Now, remember the plan,” Ivy tells Harley.
    “Yeah, yeah, no problem!” She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car.
    Time passes. Five minutes…ten…Ivy starts getting worried…fifteen…
    Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all tied up in rope. Behing her, the guard comes running out…with his pants down!
    Ivy groans. “Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!”

  26. “Blue days, black knights, blue tears keep on falling for you, dear; now you’re go-hone…”

    A little Buddy Holly joke…

  27. Avatar Me, Myself & I

    “Ask not what Gotham City can do for you. Ask what you can do for Gotham City!”

  28. Avatar The Doomed Pixel

    Hey! You’re talking to this year’s second-place honey harvester! Respect!

  29. Avatar Me, Myself & I

    “I’d like to thank all those who made this possible. First of course is Robin, then…”

  30. Robin, bring back my cape! You are RUINING my karaoke performance, young man!

  31. Robin, I said cue the orange lights, not the yellow ones! Don’t make me come up to that booth or so help me…!

  32. ATTENTION RESTAURANT COSTUMERS! Testicles… That is all!

  33. And now every guy grab a gal and do the BATUSI!

  34. Where are you people up there going? SIT DOWN. I’m not done explaining the Crisis yet!

  35. Robin, the performance is going south! Pull the Batmobile around back!

  36. “The drunk guy walks to the nun and pushes her to the ground and says ‘Not so tough now, Batman?’!”

  37. “It is time for me to admit it.. yes, I am addicted to watching Oprah!”

  38. Demisemisequavar. D-e-m-i-s-i…no, e! E!

  39. “You don’t have to do this Robin. please hold on. there’s still time for you to jump.”

    “And what’s the deal with utility belts…”

  40. Avatar Iago Valentine

    I’d like to apologize to everyone in advance for this….

    “We’re no strangers to lo-ove. You know the rules, and so do I!”

    “Attention Justice League. One of you parked your INVISIBLE JET on my car. That is all.”

  41. “Hey I gotta Battarang up the ass for the S.O.B who just stripped the Batmobile!!!”

  42. Oh, you think you’re funny, guy? How ’bout you come down here and do MY job!

  43. “What do you mean I’m too old to be the next American Idol?!?”

  44. “Hey I gotta Battarang for the S.O.B who just stripped the Batmobile!!!”

  45. good morning vietnam!

    and Id’ like to thank the joker for all the times he drove me to brutalize my enemies further.

  46. 1. “I’m real happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but WONDER WOMAN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES OF ALL TIME!”

    2. “The Legion of Doom is innovative and resourceful, and so are we! They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our world and its people, and neither do we!”


  47. Batman: And then Joker says “I’m gonna blow up a hospital!” And then I’m like “Okay do it!” And then he did. And hundreds of people died. True story!

  48. 1. …and Superman says; “Don’t go near that crypt, tonight!”

    2. I have the mic! I MAKE THE KAPOW SOUNDS!!!

    (Credit to Tango for this one)
    3. Halle, I’ma let you finish, but CATWOMAN WAS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!

    4. Christian Bale has nothing on Adam West.

    5. After defeating the Riddler, I decided to take on the Crosswordler.

  49. Avatar Choclate Soda

    1. I wanted to be a Batman, now I want to be a Joker, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -cough- ,that ruined the moment.

    2. This is 102.7 Light FM, let’s play some Batman!

    3. I’m the Dark Knight, not the Dark Night Comedian.

    4. I Deafened Two Birds in one Joke.

  50. 1.This is batman coming to you live form Gotham comic-con!
    2.let’s get ready to rumble

  51. And before we start the performance, I’d just like to ask you guys to please stop posting my number on Craigslist. It’s not funny anymore, CLARK.

  52. “Am I blue–? Am I blue–? Ai’nt these tears in my eyes telling you–?”

  53. Alternate:

    And before we start the performance, I’d just like to ask you guys to please stop posting my number on Craigslist. It’s not funny anymore, OLLIE.

  54. You would think we could afford to buy cell phones for the team.

  55. Now for the real reason I’ve started Batman, Inc: To watch them fight to the death!

  56. “That’s Right, Robin! Now I’M the King Of All Media!”

  57. A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bat
    B-b-b-bat, bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, well the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, well the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, well the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a don’t you know about the bat?
    Well, everybody knows that the bat is the word!

    (Surfin’ Bird by the Trashmen:

  58. Could you fanboys stop asking me the question: about the night I had with Catwoman?

  59. Attention children of Gotham: I will be punching any of you dressed as The Joker this Halloween. And Robin gets your candy. Carry on.

  60. 1.Riding the airwaves of Gotham City from 9 to midnight…This is the Dark Knight…caller number 3 you are on the air.

    2.Yo, yo! Batman is in the Hooouuussseee!!!

  61. Next up on the Batcast: Toxic Chemicals and You. Could they turn you into the next villain who’s ass I kick?

  62. 1. Oh baby you, you got what I neeeeeed… but you say he’s just a friend…

    2. Please don’t throw your panties. They get stuck on my ears.

    3. ….I got nothin’ folks. Go home.

  63. 1 ” this is you midknight radio show with your host the bat and Joker if your out there can i ride your harley”

    2 ” I’m more then a bird more then a plane more then a pretty face beside a train ”

    3 ” free from masked men he’ll treat me right then some where bat freeeee”

    4″ You’ve nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
    Your village will burn like the heart of the sun
    With infinite glee, it’s going to be me, that slaughters the world”

  64. “Look, I don’t CARE if it’s got a flamethrower, the Batmobile could kick the Black Beauty’s ass!”

    “Attention people of Gotham City: My name is not THE Batman. It’s Batman. Just Batman.”

    “Before I begin, I just wanna say. I never expected to be asked to sing the National Anthem at a ball game…always thought you’d get Superman or Wonder Woman or someone. But, at least with me here, the Joker won’t poison all you folks watching like he did last time. Anyway…”


    “Hi, this is Bat-man’s suicide self help hot line! I’m here to pummel the livin-I mean talk you out of committing the act of suicide. Have you tried Crocheting? That’s a great way to keep you occupied, hell you could make a nice sweater for your funeral!”

  66. “Alright guys, this is blues riff in B, watch for the changes, and try to keep up.”

  67. Hahahahaha. Imp and Darth. You guys are brilliant. Biz Markie and Rick Astley. How can you top that?

  68. Avatar Nick Hentschel

    I could go on FOREVER with this! Who cares if I win anything?


    “I’m a hunka-hunka-burnin’ love…..” (Or “Batty Love”)

    “I am, I am Superman… and I can do ANYTHING!”

    “Spider-man, Spider-man….”

    “Bush doesn’t care about Bat-People!”

    “Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat; what are they feeding you?” (Best not sung if Catwoman is around.)

    “Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building!”

    “My name is Bruce Wayne, and I’m and alcoholic… case you hadn’t guessed….”

    “Take my wife, please!”

    “Welcome to the Arkham Poetry Slam!”

    Like I said, the possibilities are endless…

  69. Taylor, you have officially won this contest. FAMILY GUY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS EVER!!! [Penalty flag for excessive use of the exclamation point. –Jeff]

  70. Ok, guys. Can we officially put a moratorium on Kanye references?


  72. Just in case the reference in my first one was too subtle, let me help you out.

    “Okay, this one is an oldie. Well… it’s an oldie where I come from…”

    or how about this?

    “I guess you’re not ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.”

  73. Oh, I got it!


  74. 1. Gooooood Morning Gotham City!!!
    2. … And I said “No.. a batarang” …but seriously folks
    3. Crazy… Crazy for loving you
    4. You’re tuned to KBAT… all bat all the time!!
    5. Ok we got another caller… You’re on Bat Chat.. talk to me!
    6. Please welcome our next comic… all the way from Arkham Asylum… Give it up for… the Joker
    7. Attention Bat-Mart Shoppers… All utility belts and accessories are on sale so head on over to isle 5

  75. 2.”It’s a hardknock life for us! ‘Steada treated! MY PARENTS GET SHOT!!….sorry, flashback…”


  77. “And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time… Till touch down brings me round again to find… I’m not the man they think I am… Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man!”

  78. “Harvey Dent! Come on down! You’ve been selected as the next contestant on the Price is Right!”

  79. “I have four words for the people of Gotham…. The Game, You Lose.”

  80. (1)”jingle Bells Bat man smells….oh wait”

    (2)” ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!!!”

    (3) ” What do I have to do to get a domn light bulb changed aroudn here.

  81. @CPrime (78): I picture him singing that in William Shatner’s voice. 😀

  82. Today…I consider myself…the luckiest Batman…on the face…of the Earth.

  83. We didn’t land on Gotham City! Gotham City landed on us!

  84. 1) “Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my CAT LAUNCHER!”

    2) “Hey Joker! Yo mama’s so fat that she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!”

  85. 3) “Why so serious, Joker?”

  86. “Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!”

  87. Avatar Dan McDorman (Big Mac)

    1) ” This is your over night with the Dark Knight on Gothams W-B-A-T!”

  88. “We are Sex Bob-omb, and we’re here to sing about death and make you sad and stuff!”

    I still have Scott Pilgrim stuck in my head.

  89. “I’m Batman”

  90. 1. Feelings…noting more than feelings…

    2. Like a bat outta hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes…

    3. Batdaaaance…

    4. …running with the shadows of the night, so baby take my hand it will be all right…

  91. (Editing my first ones)

    – Next up on the Batcast: Axis Chemicals and You. Could they turn you into the next villain whose ass I kick?

    – Attention children of Gotham: I will be punching any of you dressed as The Joker this Halloween. And Robin will get your candy. Carry on.

  92. “I wanna know what love is!”

  93. ‘Straangers in the niiiight, na na na na na, strangeeeers in the niight’

  94. Am I blue? Am I blue?
    Ain’t these tears in my eyes tellin’ you?
    Am I blue?

    You would be too.
    If your plans with your man done fell through.

  95. “What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me …”

    “… we climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skiiiiies!”

    “… and I did it my waaaaaay!”

  96. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    “Mawage, Mawage is what brings us together…Todaaaaaayy.” The Princess bride

    “I am the Walrus…KO KO Kachoo”

    “This song goes out to the lovely RAchel Dawes. ‘You’re 1, 2 different ladies.” in the melody of 3 times a lady

  97. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    So I got a number 2 pencil and that’s how I killed to Green LAnterns with baby.

  98. “…and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!”

    “I don’t know what to say, so I’ll just say what’s in my heart… Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.”

    “Now it isn’t all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don’t know who you messin with homes.”

  99. o/` o/` I’m NOT the Joker, or a smoker, or a midnight toker… o/` o/`

  100. This is NPR–Nobody Patronise Robin!

  101. Avatar unknownblackpaper

    Yes, I am the real Batman, the real Batman
    All you other Batmans are just imitating, so won’t you all please go home, please go home, please go home to your mother’s basement room.


  102. 1. Hear me! Hear me! I just got your attention!
    2. Excuse me, I’m using this microphone against the law, thank you!
    3. Swoop quill!
    4. You evil fiends of underworld! Citizens inculded.
    5. The epicness of the epicness can be reached by the karaoke!
    6. What’s the matter people? I came out for ONE day and you don’t sing for me? geez… Everytime I pass this place you guys are having a wild party!

  103. I just discovered I’m Oprah’s hal; I’m outta here! Peace out!!

  104. Avatar Gabe Puratekuta

    “Born freeeeee…
    Free as the wind blows…”

    “…and then Darkseid got a wedgie!”

    “I don’t know about you, but Arkham seems like from a nightmare I had.”

    “I’m a spaaace Batman!”

  105. @ Imp (82):

    Yeah, that’s exactly how it should be imagined.

  106. i want my baby back baby back baby back

  107. Top Balloon:
    This next one is dedicated to my close friend and partner. Hit it guys!

    Bottom Balloon:
    He rocks in the tree-top all a day long
    Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ and a-singin’ the song
    All the little birds on J-Bird St.
    Love to hear the robin goin’ tweet tweet tweet!
    Rockin’ Robin, tweet! tweet! tweet!
    Rockin’ Robin, tweet! tweet! tweet!
    Oh rockin’ Robin well you really gonna rock tonight!

  108. “ooh yeah. Ooh yeah. I wanna bust that body. Ooh yeah. Ooh yeah. Batadance.”

  109. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    I see skies of blue, clouds of white, the bright blessed day and the dark sacred night. And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

  110. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    Now let me tell ya, what happens in the bat cave stays in the bat cave.

  111. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    isn’t that right robin.

    Connect that to my last one

  112. 4. “…And then, they made me there king.”

  113. Just out of curiosity, why is it so dark here?
    Dont get me wrong. I like the darke side, but
    … what the holy breast! Is that you, robin?
    Oh, sorry Mam…

  114. I know it’s not an actual post for the balloon, but I just had to do it… Apparently xkcd also had batman on their heads this monday… check this out:

  115. @Worf: So did “Hark! A Vagrant!”

  116. Avatar Nick Hentschel

    I passed up the “Rockin’ Robin” joke, myself; too many opportunities for gay innuendo and/or homophobic cheapshots… all of which have been done to death anyway.

    Meanwhile, more gods-awful crap from the bowels of my imagination:

    “Don’cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me….”
    “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now GO BAT GO!!!”
    (ANYTHING by Barry White)
    “Brass Monkey! That funky monkey!”
    “I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want…”
    “Billie Jean is NOT my lover…” [preferably in a scene which implies that it’s MJ in that cowl]
    “Whoa-oa, here she comes….Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!” [could be about the Villainess of the Week…and be meant literally!]
    “We are the champions, my friends…. we’ll keep on fighting ’til the end…” [while leading the rest of the JLA in song]
    “I got friends in low places…..” [great serenade for Catwoman… if they’re BOTH sloshed]

    …and the oddly appropriate:
    “…or some guy’d laugh, and I’d bust his head… I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a boy named Sue.”

  117. Hey Worf, click on the next image there. It gets even better.

  118. ladies & gentleman…..llllettttts get ready to

  119. MR.ANDERSON!!!!!

  120. WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  121. ” I have to admit, my jokes are very good weapons!”

  122. you want ME to replace dick clark??????

  123. elvis says thank you very much.

  124. git er’ done!!!!

  125. i want robin williams to play the riddler!!!!

  126. i wanna rock ‘n’ roll all night & party every day….

  127. you want me to be a w w e ring announcer???

  128. Hahahahaha. Joe, props for the Ric Flair and Dick Clark ones, but I’m on the fence about the Larry the Cable Guy one. It’s so obvious that I’m surprised no one said it yet, but when I imagined Batman saying it, it’s really freaking funny. So props on that one too.


  130. for the last time I AM NOT ADAM WEST!!!!!

  131. Me and robin are together forever… AND THERE IS NOTHIGN YOU CAN DO TO STOP US!!!!

  132. ….and also robin is NOT BURT WARD!!!!!




  136. YOU DID WHAT???….WHERE????

  137. TAKE A HIKE VINCE!!!!



  140. make mine dc “nuff said”

  141. …..and they called it puppy love….

  142. babt got back

  143. baby got back

  144. ice ice baby…too cold…word to yer’ mother

  145. can ya’ smell what the batman is cookin’???

  146. if ya’ want me to beat up the joker gimmie a ” hell yeah”

  147. “Sure, Val kilmer looked OK. But for my money, no one packs out a pair of tights like Adam West.”

  148. So now you’re back
    From outer space
    I just walked in to find you here
    With that sad look upon your face!


  150. “Welcome, once again, to an exciting Monday night of football! Tonight, a match-up between the Gotham City Knights, and the Metropolis Fly Boys. This is Batman, and with me as always are Frank Gifford and Don Meredith.”

    I know it doesn’t seem as funny if I have to explain it, but you really need to imagine Howard Cosell’s voice coming out of Batman’s mouth.

  151. alphaalpharomeo alphaalpharomeo

    Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, where the points don’t matter. That’s right they points don’t matter. Just like Drew Carey

  152. …so Two-Face, here is your request. AND dedication. Get it? Two? And?

  153. Would the owner of a purple and green 1978 Dodge Monaco, license plate, “K-I-L-B-T-M-N”, please go to the parking lot, your lights are on.

  154. The joker has left the building!

  155. Submit your thoughts about the State of the Union speech at I’m Batman, NPR news. This is NPR.


  157. Avatar Me, Myself & I

    “Oh, the cat came back the very next day. The cat came back, we thought she was a goner, but the cat came back. She just wouldn’t stay away!”

  158. ooohh…
    I’m a batman and thats okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!…

  159. Not trying to spam, I just wanted to add in this last entry…

    “I’m Batman, and I’ll be your captain during this flight. My co-pilot, as always, will be Robin, Boy Wonder. And we’ll be flying you from Gotham to Metropolis today.”

  160. “I like big butts and I can’t deny, no other brother can deny…!”

  161. Or whatever the correct lyric(s) is/are…

  162. “Cannot lie”, I think, instead of the “can’t deny”.

  163. “So then I said, ‘Gotham? I don’t even know him!'”

  164. Avatar The Bobinator

    “To all you villains out there: This is as far as I can bend my neck back to look up, so please refrain from any arial attacks. That is all.”

  165. Avatar eric ross burton

    “attention gotham, i have an anouncement, in spite of recent suspision i am NOT adam west that is all”

  166. Listen, I have no superpowers! I’M A BROKEN SUPERHERO!!!

    It’s the 21st century, Alfred, and you COULDN’T find a cordless mic?

    Batman will now return you to your regularly scheduled ASS-WHOOPING.

    The Bat-Signal is currently experiencing higher-than-normal use. Please, try calling for help later.

  167. will the real batman please stand up…
    sit your ass down George Clooney.

  168. will the owner of the white minivan move its vehicle

  169. Take my ward–please!

  170. Well that’s it.

    I’m taking any more calls until the Joker loses his phone privileges at Arkham.

  171. *not*

    Damn it. That should read:

    “Well that’s it.

    I’m not taking any more calls until the Joker loses his phone privileges at Arkham.”

  172. Okay, maybe a week is too long for these contests.

  173. “And I-i-i-i-i will always love youuuuuuu….”

  174. “I’d like to thank my parents, Robin, the network…”

  175. “Does this spandex make my butt look big?”

  176. I’m going to turn around and count to ten.

    If my cape is returned by the time I’m done, I will not track you down, beat you up, and dangle you from a very high bridge.

  177. DJ Bats rocks the mic, yo!



  179. I’m too sexy for my spandex, too sexy for my spandex…

  180. What’s up my niggas!!!

  181. Attention K-Mart shoppers: We are having a sale on colored spandex for today only…

  182. Oh my God! You killed Robin! You bastards!

  183. Will the real Batman please stand up! please stand up!

  184. Attention customers, if anyone has found a Men’s 44 long blue cape, please bring it to the service desk. Thank you.

  185. It’s a bird… It’s a plane… it’s that dang boy scout trying to show me up again!


    “Pricecheck on prune juice, pricecheck on prune juice.”


  187. 1. Baby, baby, baby, Ohhh!!!! Baby, baby, BABY, OHHH!!!!

    2. Speedy Imma let you finish, BUT Robin’s one of the best side kicks of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!

  188. 3. I am here to announce comic con 2012 is canceled! Sorry! End of the world!

  189. Goooooooooood morning Vietnam

  190. 1. “Unforgettable, that’s what you are
    Unforgettable, though near or far”
    3. i am the batman goo goo g,joob
    4. ” i did it my wayyy”

  191. Batman Says: Hellow Gotham City who’s ready to par-tay?!

  192. Hey superman this ISNT funny