Caption Contest 91

I cannot WAIT to see what you all come up for this one!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of the spectacular Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures") and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image and character © DC Comics.)

193 Responses to Caption Contest 91

  1. Wulf says:

    Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na BATMAN!

  2. ams says:

    “Do I hear $275 for the set of boots and whip from Catwoman? $250 going once…… going twice…… SOLD to the man in the back with the red cape and “S” on his chest.

  3. alphaalpharomeo says:

    Attention Wal-mart shoppers, we now have a sail on all Batman related halloween merchandice.

  4. alphaalpharomeo says:

    Hello this is your Batman speaking…..Anne Hathaway should not be Selina Kyle.

  5. alphaalpharomeo says:

    I will now be doing a coversong of Meatloafs “A Bat out of Hell”

  6. Hammerknight says:

    What’s new pussycat, woe-woe-woe

  7. Hammerknight says:

    “Cat scratch fever”

  8. Violet says:

    …And this one goes out to all my trust fund homies. Y’all know who you are!

  9. frankie says:

    “The sun will come out, tomorrow, tomorrow. It’s only a day a-way.”

  10. Mr.Chris says:

    “When I was young,I never needed anyone. And making love was just for fun. Those days are gone….. All byyyy my selffff, don’t wanna be…all by myselfff anymore.”

    Batman loves himself some Eric Carmen

  11. frankie says:

    “I’m sorry to interupt your fun folks. But, there’s a young man out there who’s feeling kind of blue. Dick, this one’s for you, baby. I love you.”

  12. Violet says:

    @knighthawk: That is exactly the first thing that came to mind when I saw the captioning pic. Such a good episode, with some hysterical commentary on the dvd.

  13. Tigerguy786 says:

    Am I blue
    Am I blue
    Ain’t these tears in my eyes tellin’ you
    Am I blue
    You would be too

    Makes no sense unless you realize Barman actually did sing this once. (Justice League Unlimited, RIP)

  14. Tigerguy786 says:

    HA! Barman….I obviously meant Batman

  15. Povner says:

    Gee willikers Ba- What? Oh sorry. K, let’s try again.

  16. Cormac says:

    Super-men and Super-Women, ARE YOU READY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLE?

  17. Frevoli says:

    Would the owner of blue sedan come to the front desk, your car’s about to be driven over

  18. count libido says:

    Hey Joker! Is it true some people call you Maurice? Wee-weow!

  19. Violet says:

    So I said to her, “Batarang? I’ll show you a BataBANG!” Am I right, fellas? …tough crowd.

  20. Violet says:

    Okay, I’m only going to say this one more time: I did not have sexual relations with that sidekick! That thief and that mastermind’s daughter and some models, yeah, but not that sidekick!

  21. Mr. Q says:

    I get no kick… from champaaaaaagne. Mere alcolhol… doesn’t thrill me at all. So tell me why should it be truuuuue? That I get a belt… out of yoooou!

  22. Violet says:

    Obligatory Meme Reference:

    “Stephanie, I’m very happy for you and I’m gonna let you fight crime, but Cassandra was one of the best Batgirls of all time! OF ALL TIME!”

    Wait, does that make sense? Maybe this one.

    “Damian, I’m very happy for you and I’m gonna let you fight crime, but Tim was one of the best Robins of all time! OF ALL TIME!”

  23. kruger says:

    Weeeeee are the champions!!!!!!

  24. Anarchangel says:

    “I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie woooooorld”

  25. alphaalpharomeo says:

    1. Q: How does Batman’s mother call him to dinner?

    A: (tune of 1960’s theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!

    2. Q: Why did Bruce’s date go badly?

    A: Because he has BAT breath!

    3.Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?

    A: Her Dark Knight gown!

    Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

    A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

    5.Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank.
    “Now, remember the plan,” Ivy tells Harley.
    “Yeah, yeah, no problem!” She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car.
    Time passes. Five minutes…ten…Ivy starts getting worried…fifteen…
    Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all tied up in rope. Behing her, the guard comes running out…with his pants down!
    Ivy groans. “Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!”

  26. Matthew C. says:

    “Blue days, black knights, blue tears keep on falling for you, dear; now you’re go-hone…”

    A little Buddy Holly joke…

  27. Me, Myself & I says:

    “Ask not what Gotham City can do for you. Ask what you can do for Gotham City!”

  28. The Doomed Pixel says:

    Hey! You’re talking to this year’s second-place honey harvester! Respect!

  29. Me, Myself & I says:

    “I’d like to thank all those who made this possible. First of course is Robin, then…”

  30. Violet says:

    Robin, bring back my cape! You are RUINING my karaoke performance, young man!

  31. Violet says:

    Robin, I said cue the orange lights, not the yellow ones! Don’t make me come up to that booth or so help me…!

  32. Taylor says:


  33. Violet says:

    And now every guy grab a gal and do the BATUSI!

  34. Violet says:

    Where are you people up there going? SIT DOWN. I’m not done explaining the Crisis yet!

  35. Violet says:

    Robin, the performance is going south! Pull the Batmobile around back!

  36. alephnull says:

    “The drunk guy walks to the nun and pushes her to the ground and says ‘Not so tough now, Batman?’!”

  37. alephnull says:

    “It is time for me to admit it.. yes, I am addicted to watching Oprah!”

  38. Violet says:

    Demisemisequavar. D-e-m-i-s-i…no, e! E!

  39. joel says:

    “You don’t have to do this Robin. please hold on. there’s still time for you to jump.”

    “And what’s the deal with utility belts…”

  40. Iago Valentine says:

    I’d like to apologize to everyone in advance for this….

    “We’re no strangers to lo-ove. You know the rules, and so do I!”

    “Attention Justice League. One of you parked your INVISIBLE JET on my car. That is all.”

  41. punkjay says:

    “Hey I gotta Battarang up the ass for the S.O.B who just stripped the Batmobile!!!”

  42. Violet says:

    Oh, you think you’re funny, guy? How ’bout you come down here and do MY job!

  43. punkjay says:

    “What do you mean I’m too old to be the next American Idol?!?”

  44. punkjay says:

    “Hey I gotta Battarang for the S.O.B who just stripped the Batmobile!!!”

  45. ajw says:

    good morning vietnam!

    and Id’ like to thank the joker for all the times he drove me to brutalize my enemies further.

  46. Tango says:

    1. “I’m real happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but WONDER WOMAN IS ONE OF THE GREATEST HEROES OF ALL TIME!”

    2. “The Legion of Doom is innovative and resourceful, and so are we! They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our world and its people, and neither do we!”


  47. JoeBroFoSho says:

    Batman: And then Joker says “I’m gonna blow up a hospital!” And then I’m like “Okay do it!” And then he did. And hundreds of people died. True story!

  48. Fishsticks says:

    1. …and Superman says; “Don’t go near that crypt, tonight!”

    2. I have the mic! I MAKE THE KAPOW SOUNDS!!!

    (Credit to Tango for this one)
    3. Halle, I’ma let you finish, but CATWOMAN WAS ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!

    4. Christian Bale has nothing on Adam West.

    5. After defeating the Riddler, I decided to take on the Crosswordler.

  49. Choclate Soda says:

    1. I wanted to be a Batman, now I want to be a Joker, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -cough- ,that ruined the moment.

    2. This is 102.7 Light FM, let’s play some Batman!

    3. I’m the Dark Knight, not the Dark Night Comedian.

    4. I Deafened Two Birds in one Joke.

  50. kyle says:

    1.This is batman coming to you live form Gotham comic-con!
    2.let’s get ready to rumble

  51. Violet says:

    And before we start the performance, I’d just like to ask you guys to please stop posting my number on Craigslist. It’s not funny anymore, CLARK.

  52. Wierdrocks says:

    “Am I blue–? Am I blue–? Ai’nt these tears in my eyes telling you–?”

  53. Violet says:


    And before we start the performance, I’d just like to ask you guys to please stop posting my number on Craigslist. It’s not funny anymore, OLLIE.

  54. Hammerknight says:

    You would think we could afford to buy cell phones for the team.

  55. Violet says:

    Now for the real reason I’ve started Batman, Inc: To watch them fight to the death!

  56. Dan says:

    “That’s Right, Robin! Now I’M the King Of All Media!”

  57. HecNukem says:

    A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bat
    B-b-b-bat, bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, well the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, well the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, bat, well the bat is the word
    A-well-a bat, bat, b-bat’s the word
    A-well-a don’t you know about the bat?
    Well, everybody knows that the bat is the word!

    (Surfin’ Bird by the Trashmen:

  58. kyle says:

    Could you fanboys stop asking me the question: about the night I had with Catwoman?

  59. B. Clouser says:

    Attention children of Gotham: I will be punching any of you dressed as The Joker this Halloween. And Robin gets your candy. Carry on.

  60. Rhinoman says:

    1.Riding the airwaves of Gotham City from 9 to midnight…This is the Dark Knight…caller number 3 you are on the air.

    2.Yo, yo! Batman is in the Hooouuussseee!!!

  61. B. Clouser says:

    Next up on the Batcast: Toxic Chemicals and You. Could they turn you into the next villain who’s ass I kick?

  62. The Imp says:

    1. Oh baby you, you got what I neeeeeed… but you say he’s just a friend…

    2. Please don’t throw your panties. They get stuck on my ears.

    3. ….I got nothin’ folks. Go home.

  63. coyote says:

    1 ” this is you midknight radio show with your host the bat and Joker if your out there can i ride your harley”

    2 ” I’m more then a bird more then a plane more then a pretty face beside a train ”

    3 ” free from masked men he’ll treat me right then some where bat freeeee”

    4″ You’ve nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
    Your village will burn like the heart of the sun
    With infinite glee, it’s going to be me, that slaughters the world”

  64. remy says:

    “Look, I don’t CARE if it’s got a flamethrower, the Batmobile could kick the Black Beauty’s ass!”

    “Attention people of Gotham City: My name is not THE Batman. It’s Batman. Just Batman.”

    “Before I begin, I just wanna say. I never expected to be asked to sing the National Anthem at a ball game…always thought you’d get Superman or Wonder Woman or someone. But, at least with me here, the Joker won’t poison all you folks watching like he did last time. Anyway…”

  65. Darth_Neko says:


    “Hi, this is Bat-man’s suicide self help hot line! I’m here to pummel the livin-I mean talk you out of committing the act of suicide. Have you tried Crocheting? That’s a great way to keep you occupied, hell you could make a nice sweater for your funeral!”

  66. CPrime says:

    “Alright guys, this is blues riff in B, watch for the changes, and try to keep up.”

  67. CPrime says:

    Hahahahaha. Imp and Darth. You guys are brilliant. Biz Markie and Rick Astley. How can you top that?

  68. Nick Hentschel says:

    I could go on FOREVER with this! Who cares if I win anything?


    “I’m a hunka-hunka-burnin’ love…..” (Or “Batty Love”)

    “I am, I am Superman… and I can do ANYTHING!”

    “Spider-man, Spider-man….”

    “Bush doesn’t care about Bat-People!”

    “Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat; what are they feeding you?” (Best not sung if Catwoman is around.)

    “Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building!”

    “My name is Bruce Wayne, and I’m and alcoholic… case you hadn’t guessed….”

    “Take my wife, please!”

    “Welcome to the Arkham Poetry Slam!”

    Like I said, the possibilities are endless…

  69. joel says:

    Taylor, you have officially won this contest. FAMILY GUY IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS EVER!!! [Penalty flag for excessive use of the exclamation point. –Jeff]

  70. CPrime says:

    Ok, guys. Can we officially put a moratorium on Kanye references?

  71. Loki says:


  72. CPrime says:

    Just in case the reference in my first one was too subtle, let me help you out.

    “Okay, this one is an oldie. Well… it’s an oldie where I come from…”

    or how about this?

    “I guess you’re not ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.”

  73. CPrime says:

    Oh, I got it!


  74. hobbit4hire says:

    1. Gooooood Morning Gotham City!!!
    2. … And I said “No.. a batarang” …but seriously folks
    3. Crazy… Crazy for loving you
    4. You’re tuned to KBAT… all bat all the time!!
    5. Ok we got another caller… You’re on Bat Chat.. talk to me!
    6. Please welcome our next comic… all the way from Arkham Asylum… Give it up for… the Joker
    7. Attention Bat-Mart Shoppers… All utility belts and accessories are on sale so head on over to isle 5

  75. Loki says:

    2.”It’s a hardknock life for us! ‘Steada treated! MY PARENTS GET SHOT!!….sorry, flashback…”

  76. Loki says:


  77. CPrime says:

    “And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time… Till touch down brings me round again to find… I’m not the man they think I am… Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man!”

  78. CPrime says:

    “Harvey Dent! Come on down! You’ve been selected as the next contestant on the Price is Right!”

  79. Darth_Neko says:

    “I have four words for the people of Gotham…. The Game, You Lose.”

  80. nakiato says:

    (1)”jingle Bells Bat man smells….oh wait”

    (2)” ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!!!!!”

    (3) ” What do I have to do to get a domn light bulb changed aroudn here.

  81. The Imp says:

    @CPrime (78): I picture him singing that in William Shatner’s voice. 😀

  82. Blue Blazer says:

    Today…I consider myself…the luckiest Batman…on the face…of the Earth.

  83. Blue Blazer says:

    We didn’t land on Gotham City! Gotham City landed on us!

  84. Tim says:

    1) “Prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my CAT LAUNCHER!”

    2) “Hey Joker! Yo mama’s so fat that she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!”

  85. Tim says:

    3) “Why so serious, Joker?”

  86. McKnight87 says:

    “Spiderman, Spiderman, friendly neighborhood Spiderman. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!”

  87. Dan McDorman (Big Mac) says:

    1) ” This is your over night with the Dark Knight on Gothams W-B-A-T!”

  88. Myro says:

    “We are Sex Bob-omb, and we’re here to sing about death and make you sad and stuff!”

    I still have Scott Pilgrim stuck in my head.

  89. Vampyrist says:

    “I’m Batman”

  90. thor1066 says:

    1. Feelings…noting more than feelings…

    2. Like a bat outta hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes…

    3. Batdaaaance…

    4. …running with the shadows of the night, so baby take my hand it will be all right…

  91. B. Clouser says:

    (Editing my first ones)

    – Next up on the Batcast: Axis Chemicals and You. Could they turn you into the next villain whose ass I kick?

    – Attention children of Gotham: I will be punching any of you dressed as The Joker this Halloween. And Robin will get your candy. Carry on.

  92. deadeas says:

    “I wanna know what love is!”

  93. Septimus says:

    ‘Straangers in the niiiight, na na na na na, strangeeeers in the niight’

  94. Wayfarer4 says:

    Am I blue? Am I blue?
    Ain’t these tears in my eyes tellin’ you?
    Am I blue?

    You would be too.
    If your plans with your man done fell through.

  95. NGpm says:

    “What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me …”

    “… we climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skiiiiies!”

    “… and I did it my waaaaaay!”

  96. alphaalpharomeo says:

    “Mawage, Mawage is what brings us together…Todaaaaaayy.” The Princess bride

    “I am the Walrus…KO KO Kachoo”

    “This song goes out to the lovely RAchel Dawes. ‘You’re 1, 2 different ladies.” in the melody of 3 times a lady

  97. alphaalpharomeo says:

    So I got a number 2 pencil and that’s how I killed to Green LAnterns with baby.

  98. Solander says:

    “…and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!”

    “I don’t know what to say, so I’ll just say what’s in my heart… Baboom, Baboom, Baboom.”

    “Now it isn’t all oriental martial arts. Sometimes you give a little mexican judo. As in you don’t know who you messin with homes.”

  99. Whit says:

    o/` o/` I’m NOT the Joker, or a smoker, or a midnight toker… o/` o/`

  100. Whit says:

    This is NPR–Nobody Patronise Robin!

  101. unknownblackpaper says:

    Yes, I am the real Batman, the real Batman
    All you other Batmans are just imitating, so won’t you all please go home, please go home, please go home to your mother’s basement room.


  102. Rapthama says:

    1. Hear me! Hear me! I just got your attention!
    2. Excuse me, I’m using this microphone against the law, thank you!
    3. Swoop quill!
    4. You evil fiends of underworld! Citizens inculded.
    5. The epicness of the epicness can be reached by the karaoke!
    6. What’s the matter people? I came out for ONE day and you don’t sing for me? geez… Everytime I pass this place you guys are having a wild party!

  103. T.Dell says:

    I just discovered I’m Oprah’s hal; I’m outta here! Peace out!!

  104. Gabe Puratekuta says:

    “Born freeeeee…
    Free as the wind blows…”

    “…and then Darkseid got a wedgie!”

    “I don’t know about you, but Arkham seems like from a nightmare I had.”

    “I’m a spaaace Batman!”

  105. CPrime says:

    @ Imp (82):

    Yeah, that’s exactly how it should be imagined.

  106. JWEASY says:

    i want my baby back baby back baby back

  107. Khymera says:

    Top Balloon:
    This next one is dedicated to my close friend and partner. Hit it guys!

    Bottom Balloon:
    He rocks in the tree-top all a day long
    Hoppin’ and a-boppin’ and a-singin’ the song
    All the little birds on J-Bird St.
    Love to hear the robin goin’ tweet tweet tweet!
    Rockin’ Robin, tweet! tweet! tweet!
    Rockin’ Robin, tweet! tweet! tweet!
    Oh rockin’ Robin well you really gonna rock tonight!

  108. Alan Bates says:

    “ooh yeah. Ooh yeah. I wanna bust that body. Ooh yeah. Ooh yeah. Batadance.”

  109. alphaalpharomeo says:

    I see skies of blue, clouds of white, the bright blessed day and the dark sacred night. And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

  110. alphaalpharomeo says:

    Now let me tell ya, what happens in the bat cave stays in the bat cave.

  111. alphaalpharomeo says:

    isn’t that right robin.

    Connect that to my last one

  112. Loki says:

    4. “…And then, they made me there king.”

  113. Kytana says:

    Just out of curiosity, why is it so dark here?
    Dont get me wrong. I like the darke side, but
    … what the holy breast! Is that you, robin?
    Oh, sorry Mam…

  114. Worf says:

    I know it’s not an actual post for the balloon, but I just had to do it… Apparently xkcd also had batman on their heads this monday… check this out:

  115. Violet says:

    @Worf: So did “Hark! A Vagrant!”

  116. Nick Hentschel says:

    I passed up the “Rockin’ Robin” joke, myself; too many opportunities for gay innuendo and/or homophobic cheapshots… all of which have been done to death anyway.

    Meanwhile, more gods-awful crap from the bowels of my imagination:

    “Don’cha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me….”
    “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now GO BAT GO!!!”
    (ANYTHING by Barry White)
    “Brass Monkey! That funky monkey!”
    “I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want…”
    “Billie Jean is NOT my lover…” [preferably in a scene which implies that it’s MJ in that cowl]
    “Whoa-oa, here she comes….Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!” [could be about the Villainess of the Week…and be meant literally!]
    “We are the champions, my friends…. we’ll keep on fighting ’til the end…” [while leading the rest of the JLA in song]
    “I got friends in low places…..” [great serenade for Catwoman… if they’re BOTH sloshed]

    …and the oddly appropriate:
    “…or some guy’d laugh, and I’d bust his head… I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a boy named Sue.”

  117. CPrime says:

    Hey Worf, click on the next image there. It gets even better.

  118. joe halitzka says:

    ladies & gentleman…..llllettttts get ready to

  119. joe halitzka says:


  120. joe halitzka says:


  121. Speckledorf says:

    ” I have to admit, my jokes are very good weapons!”

  122. joe halitzka says:

    you want ME to replace dick clark??????

  123. joe halitzka says:

    elvis says thank you very much.

  124. joe halitzka says:

    git er’ done!!!!

  125. joe halitzka says:

    i want robin williams to play the riddler!!!!

  126. joe halitzka says:

    i wanna rock ‘n’ roll all night & party every day….

  127. joe halitzka says:

    you want me to be a w w e ring announcer???

  128. CPrime says:

    Hahahahaha. Joe, props for the Ric Flair and Dick Clark ones, but I’m on the fence about the Larry the Cable Guy one. It’s so obvious that I’m surprised no one said it yet, but when I imagined Batman saying it, it’s really freaking funny. So props on that one too.

  129. alex says:


  130. joe halitzka says:

    for the last time I AM NOT ADAM WEST!!!!!

  131. alex says:

    Me and robin are together forever… AND THERE IS NOTHIGN YOU CAN DO TO STOP US!!!!

  132. joe halitzka says:

    ….and also robin is NOT BURT WARD!!!!!

  133. joe halitzka says:


  134. joe halitzka says:


  135. joe halitzka says:


  136. joe halitzka says:

    YOU DID WHAT???….WHERE????

  137. joe halitzka says:


  138. joe halitzka says:


  139. joe halitzka says:


  140. joe halitzka says:

    make mine dc “nuff said”

  141. joe halitzka says:

    …..and they called it puppy love….

  142. joe halitzka says:

    babt got back

  143. joe halitzka says:

    baby got back

  144. joe halitzka says:

    ice ice baby…too cold…word to yer’ mother

  145. joe halitzka says:

    can ya’ smell what the batman is cookin’???

  146. joe halitzka says:

    if ya’ want me to beat up the joker gimmie a ” hell yeah”

  147. Mr.Vampire says:

    “Sure, Val kilmer looked OK. But for my money, no one packs out a pair of tights like Adam West.”

  148. dm3588 says:

    So now you’re back
    From outer space
    I just walked in to find you here
    With that sad look upon your face!

  149. RitoruBushi says:


  150. Myro says:

    “Welcome, once again, to an exciting Monday night of football! Tonight, a match-up between the Gotham City Knights, and the Metropolis Fly Boys. This is Batman, and with me as always are Frank Gifford and Don Meredith.”

    I know it doesn’t seem as funny if I have to explain it, but you really need to imagine Howard Cosell’s voice coming out of Batman’s mouth.

  151. alphaalpharomeo says:

    Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, where the points don’t matter. That’s right they points don’t matter. Just like Drew Carey

  152. Whit says:

    …so Two-Face, here is your request. AND dedication. Get it? Two? And?

  153. Whit says:

    Would the owner of a purple and green 1978 Dodge Monaco, license plate, “K-I-L-B-T-M-N”, please go to the parking lot, your lights are on.

  154. Badgerking says:

    The joker has left the building!

  155. remy says:

    Submit your thoughts about the State of the Union speech at I’m Batman, NPR news. This is NPR.

  156. venomfang666 says:


  157. Me, Myself & I says:

    “Oh, the cat came back the very next day. The cat came back, we thought she was a goner, but the cat came back. She just wouldn’t stay away!”

  158. knighthawk says:

    I’m a batman and thats okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!…

  159. RitoruBushi says:

    Not trying to spam, I just wanted to add in this last entry…

    “I’m Batman, and I’ll be your captain during this flight. My co-pilot, as always, will be Robin, Boy Wonder. And we’ll be flying you from Gotham to Metropolis today.”

  160. darkvatican says:

    “I like big butts and I can’t deny, no other brother can deny…!”

  161. darkvatican says:

    Or whatever the correct lyric(s) is/are…

  162. darkvatican says:

    “Cannot lie”, I think, instead of the “can’t deny”.

  163. Myro says:

    “So then I said, ‘Gotham? I don’t even know him!'”

  164. The Bobinator says:

    “To all you villains out there: This is as far as I can bend my neck back to look up, so please refrain from any arial attacks. That is all.”

  165. eric ross burton says:

    “attention gotham, i have an anouncement, in spite of recent suspision i am NOT adam west that is all”

  166. Fishsticks says:

    Listen, I have no superpowers! I’M A BROKEN SUPERHERO!!!

    It’s the 21st century, Alfred, and you COULDN’T find a cordless mic?

    Batman will now return you to your regularly scheduled ASS-WHOOPING.

    The Bat-Signal is currently experiencing higher-than-normal use. Please, try calling for help later.

  167. nakiato says:

    will the real batman please stand up…
    sit your ass down George Clooney.

  168. STEEL.Bootz says:

    will the owner of the white minivan move its vehicle

  169. Whit says:

    Take my ward–please!

  170. X-stacy says:

    Well that’s it.

    I’m taking any more calls until the Joker loses his phone privileges at Arkham.

  171. X-stacy says:


    Damn it. That should read:

    “Well that’s it.

    I’m not taking any more calls until the Joker loses his phone privileges at Arkham.”

  172. CPrime says:

    Okay, maybe a week is too long for these contests.

  173. Jessica says:

    “And I-i-i-i-i will always love youuuuuuu….”

  174. Jessica says:

    “I’d like to thank my parents, Robin, the network…”

  175. Jessica says:

    “Does this spandex make my butt look big?”

  176. X-stacy says:

    I’m going to turn around and count to ten.

    If my cape is returned by the time I’m done, I will not track you down, beat you up, and dangle you from a very high bridge.

  177. X-stacy says:

    DJ Bats rocks the mic, yo!


  178. Jessica says:


  179. Jessica says:

    I’m too sexy for my spandex, too sexy for my spandex…

  180. Jessica says:

    What’s up my niggas!!!

  181. Jessica says:

    Attention K-Mart shoppers: We are having a sale on colored spandex for today only…

  182. Jessica says:

    Oh my God! You killed Robin! You bastards!

  183. Hairwhip says:

    Will the real Batman please stand up! please stand up!

  184. Bael says:

    Attention customers, if anyone has found a Men’s 44 long blue cape, please bring it to the service desk. Thank you.

  185. It’s a bird… It’s a plane… it’s that dang boy scout trying to show me up again!

  186. Joking_King says:


    “Pricecheck on prune juice, pricecheck on prune juice.”


  187. 1. Baby, baby, baby, Ohhh!!!! Baby, baby, BABY, OHHH!!!!

    2. Speedy Imma let you finish, BUT Robin’s one of the best side kicks of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!

  188. 3. I am here to announce comic con 2012 is canceled! Sorry! End of the world!

  189. kidpool says:

    Goooooooooood morning Vietnam

  190. rancid says:

    1. “Unforgettable, that’s what you are
    Unforgettable, though near or far”
    3. i am the batman goo goo g,joob
    4. ” i did it my wayyy”

  191. Jay White says:

    Batman Says: Hellow Gotham City who’s ready to par-tay?!

  192. Helen says:

    Hey superman this ISNT funny