Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel and you'll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3's final release, or a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style illustration!
All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep 'em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep 'em funny!
No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don't spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.
(Image © Marvel Comics.)