My web provider sprang a server change on me this evening, which may mean that at some point in the next 24 hours you won't be able to resolve HeroMachine.com if your internet provider's DNS tables get updated before the DNS servers at UGO get set to the proper new domain address. Or something, I don't really know what all is involved.

In any event, something needs to change at UGO thanks to this surprise move, and of course they're all in bed by now. So it'll have to wait until the morning. There's some slack time necessary for the host changes to make it out into the wild, so there's an unpredictable overlap where you might see no difference, or you might not be able to get here at all, depending.
In other words, if you can't read this, don't worry, we'll be back on air asap.
If you CAN read this, immediately head to shelter in a low area away from windows. No, wait, that's a tornado. Head for high ground, that's it. Um ... punch the shark in the nose? Run around with your hair on fire? Read a book?
You're smart, figure it out, hopefully all will be well tomorrow. Tomorrow. There's always tomorrow. It's only a day away ...
Also, I'll still be up on Facebook search for "HeroMachine" -- clever, ain't it?! so if you're desperate for the flavor of the Bald Avenger, that's your spot. And let's be honest, who isn't desperate for the flavor of the Bald Avenger?
To clarify, you’ll need to become a Fan (click “Like”) on the HeroMachine fan page. Nothing personal, but my individual Facebook account is just for immediate family and friends. The HeroMachine fan page is for HeroMachine stuff — I’m trying to keep business and professional stuff separate if possible.
To further clarify, I’ll be declining personal friend requests, but for some reason Facebook changed the deal where you can reply to the person making the request telling them what you’re doing. All you can do is refuse or accept it, which is weird.
So I’m not trying to be rude if you don’t hear anything from me after the request, it’s due to the way friend requests work now for whatever reason. But yeah, it’ll refused — nothing personal!
“And let’s be honest, who isn’t desperate for the flavor of the Bald Avenger?”
By flavor, it’s reasonable to assume you mean the “panache” or the “vibe” of the Bald Avenger, right Jeff? Whilst reading that, my mind, as it tends to do, stumbled into the gutter. 🙂