(From “Heroic Comics” number 4, from the early 1940s. “With the combined stereotypical weaknesses of BOTH genders, Chick Mann can’t drive either, but he does it at top speed!”)
“… I know! Instead of coming ’round the mountain, I must now CLIMB the mountain! Brilliant!”
And so, our intrepid hero, Chick-Mann uses his super pecker power as a pickaxe to make his way up the treacherous stone hard manscape…
“Next week on Gender-Confused Superheroes . . .”
It looks like Chick Mann’s eyeliner is smudged.