RP: Great villain one-liners

(From "Four Favorites" number 6.)

8 Responses to RP: Great villain one-liners

  1. Avatar spidercow2010 says:

    “…and drape you with doilies of DEATH”

  2. Avatar Me, Myself & I says:

    I’d take up knitting with your hair but its to short.

  3. Avatar Dan Gonzalez says:

    “I’ve already macrame’d a casket for you…”

  4. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    Is the guy in tights Shock Gibson?

  5. Avatar Owl_Poop says:

    Hero to Senor Sew-What, “Not before I wrap your corpse in the comfy knitted quilt of Justice!”

    (This is sooo “The Tick”, right?)

  6. Avatar Gargoyle323 says:

    “Don’t make me shoot my Bedazzler at ya'”

  7. Avatar Nick Hentschel says:

    I used to have a “Terry and the Pirates” bed-sheet (I was 6 or so), with two cutlass-wielding thugs pursuing our hero with the following insults:

    “Impudent worm! I’ll cut out your heart!”
    “And *I* will carve designs on his cherub face!”

  8. Avatar frankie says:

    Is that Captain Triangleation?