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(From "Four Favorites" number 6.)
“…and drape you with doilies of DEATH”
I’d take up knitting with your hair but its to short.
“I’ve already macrame’d a casket for you…”
Is the guy in tights Shock Gibson?
Hero to Senor Sew-What, “Not before I wrap your corpse in the comfy knitted quilt of Justice!”
(This is sooo “The Tick”, right?)
“Don’t make me shoot my Bedazzler at ya'”
I used to have a “Terry and the Pirates” bed-sheet (I was 6 or so), with two cutlass-wielding thugs pursuing our hero with the following insults:
“Impudent worm! I’ll cut out your heart!”
“And *I* will carve designs on his cherub face!”
Is that Captain Triangleation?