RP: Great villain one-liners

(From “Four Favorites” number 6.)

About Jeff Hebert

Jeff is a 44 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.

8 Responses to RP: Great villain one-liners

  1. spidercow2010

    “…and drape you with doilies of DEATH”

  2. Me, Myself & I

    I’d take up knitting with your hair but its to short.

  3. Dan Gonzalez

    “I’ve already macrame’d a casket for you…”

  4. Is the guy in tights Shock Gibson?

  5. Hero to Senor Sew-What, “Not before I wrap your corpse in the comfy knitted quilt of Justice!”

    (This is sooo “The Tick”, right?)

  6. “Don’t make me shoot my Bedazzler at ya’”

  7. Nick Hentschel

    I used to have a “Terry and the Pirates” bed-sheet (I was 6 or so), with two cutlass-wielding thugs pursuing our hero with the following insults:

    “Impudent worm! I’ll cut out your heart!”
    “And *I* will carve designs on his cherub face!”

  8. Is that Captain Triangleation?