Super-Fetishes

We can all be thankful that Comics Alliance hired Chris Sims, because now we get to enjoy his “Super-Fetishes: 5 Super-Heroes Who Used Their Powers For Sex” column. Not unsafe for work, but let’s be honest, no one wants to get caught looking at super heroes getting freaky by anyone, at home or work.

About Jeff Hebert

Jeff is a 45 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.

8 Responses to Super-Fetishes

  1. What you mean you don’t play dress up?

  2. He just want’s too look foxxy for you babe! :D

  3. I would pay good money for a crotchless Starfox costume.

  4. This reminds me of an episode of Harvey Birdman, Attorney at law: “Very Personal Injury”
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0597352/

    The line in question:
    Harvey Birdman: You stated that you had express knowledge of one of the more familiar Superfriend’s whereabouts – a Wonder Woman, I believe?
    Zan: Um, that’s correct. Uh, she was at home.
    Harvey Birdman: Any idea why she wouldn’t have answered the town’s distress call?
    Zan: Well, she said she really needed some, “me time.” So she unplugged her communicator and… and took a bath.
    Harvey Birdman: How do you happen to know this?
    Zan: I was… I, I was the bathwater.
    [Flashback to Wonder Woman taking a bath and Zan as the water]
    Zan: [giggles] Form of a washrag!

  5. @PCFDPGrey
    Oh man ,I watched that episode after I saw your comment.It was awesome.I can’t stop lafing every time I think about it.

  6. No, Alex. He wants her to look foxy for him.

    I’m not sure how Starfox managed to slip by the comics code. It’s like he’s lightly coated with slime, and gets just a little on everything he touches.

  7. Alex, yeah the first time I saw that episode I laughed so hard and so much I had problems breathing. I still think that was one of the best episodes ever.

  8. @PCFDPGrey
    The clapping bear at the end was awesomely funny.Classic gag, you gotta love em.:D