Mighty God King on Arsenal and comics

Don’t click the link if you’re upset by bad language, or if you don’t like rants, or if you have a deep abiding love for Roy Harper (aka “Arsenal”, aka “Speedy”). Actually, if you have a deep abiding love for Roy Harper, you should probably put the computer away and go play outside or something, because I’m pretty sure that qualifies as a disability and you don’t have to go to work today. But, if you’re up for a good rant, head over to MightyGodKing.com and enjoy his thoughts on “Arsenal” in particular and comics in general.

What I love about Mighty God King’s post, though, is the point he raises that all too often, “modern” comics have to get their “edge” by basically insulting you as a reader for enjoying the product:

But on top of this being about Roy Harper, whom you don’t care about much when you think about it for more than two seconds, it’s a terrible series because it seems to be designed to remind everybody that superheroes, as a concept, are really quite stupid. We all know that superheroes are a stupid concept and they don’t work if you think about them for two seconds.2 When Roy screams out that the entire idea of kid sidekicks just endangers kids or that Donna Troy abandoned her kids to go “whore around in space with Kyle Rayner”3 all it does is remind me that I am reading a comical book about people in tights fighting crime and how none of that actually makes sense. It’s like if I was reading Lord of the Rings and Sam suddenly started whining about why hobbits shouldn’t have hair on the tops of their feet. It makes the entire comic feel like a judgement [sic] on the reader for enjoying the genre, for crissake, and it’s something DC in particular just keeps doing again and again and again, and when it’s not this particular thing, it’s something else about how I don’t like comics in the right way and every time it happens I want to read DC comics less and less.

We all know these things don’t make sense. We know super heroes are silly, and the plots are usually re-hashes, and the entire edifice breaks down with any kind of actual consideration. But we like them, ok? They’re fun, and they’re cheesy, and they’re awesome. Nothing is as much of a buzz-kill as some full-of-himself creator sneering at his fans as if they’re morons. And I tend to get that feeling a lot reading some of the mainstream stuff. Maybe that’s why I enjoy “Invincible” so much, it is what it is and the creators revel in it.

Marvel has always gotten this, even though they built their reputation as the more “realistic” company. As MGK explains, maybe that’s part of the reason it works:

Marvel can also generally avoid the “but how does the real world come into this” trap because their heroes tend to be more real-worldy in the first place, and when they aren’t, they basically just say “aw, hell with it” and have Thanos eat a planet or something.

So, yeah, more planet-eating, please, and less whining and condescension from our comics creators would be great. Get on that.

5 Responses to Mighty God King on Arsenal and comics

  1. DC doesn’t do “realistic” stories very well. In fact they pretty much suck at them.

    And why should we care if a fourth or fifth bannana character like Roy Harper turns evil.

    You’d never see Superman pull a Sentry and rip Batman in half.

  2. Sic? SIC? “Judgement” is how we in the former colonies spell it, sirrah, and Webster be damned!

  3. Furthermore, as not only a god, but a KING, you can spell it however you want! It’s that little red squiggly underline Firefox puts on words, I am helpless to resist its bidding.

  4. Sutter_Kaine

    There’s a time and place for Alan Moore-esque meta-commentary on the odder cliches of the industry, but a mainstream comic produced by one of the biggest funny book publishers on the planet does seem to be a rather odd choice of settings for it. I think it’s a case of trying to have your cake and eat it too. And you have to have the chops to pull it off, otherwise it becomes a cliche of a cliche (a meta-cliche!).

  5. What I hate is that such works ignore the truly fantastic artistic endeavors of people like Frank Miller, Mike Mignola, P. Craig Russell, Jim Fitzpatrick, John Buscema and other greats. Sure, there are run of the mill crap artists and writers that recycle hackneyed stories, but there are also really good artists and story tellers. It isn’t so much the medium (the “cartooniness”) or the characters with their capes and all, or even the conventions (like sidekicks) but what a great artist can do with all that stuff.