Jeff is a 42 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.
“…Ah, it appears that my legs had only fallen asleep! I’m standing up now! I am hungry! I’m walking to the kitchen to fix a sandwich! I grab the bread from the breadbox! I open the fridge to get the sliced turkey, cheese, and mustard! I…”
“… oh no, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
“… now I’m here on the floor and I think a spider’s coming my way!”
“…Ah, it appears that my legs had only fallen asleep! I’m standing up now! I am hungry! I’m walking to the kitchen to fix a sandwich! I grab the bread from the breadbox! I open the fridge to get the sliced turkey, cheese, and mustard! I…”
can’t keep this up anymore, it pains me.
Clearly, this issue had a deep and lasting effect of Deadpool.
At least he’s not speaking in the 3rd person.
Oh, Duffman has fallen …
@Kingmonkey: genius!
“Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.”
A Simpsons line I will never forget.
Thank you Runt, for making sure the rest of us will now forever have that stuck in our heads…