Caption Contest 60!
You have a mission — replace the blank dialog in this comic book panel with your own funnitude and win the right to choose any item you like (within reason) or a caricature of your head to be included in HeroMachine 3!
The rules are simple:
- Keep it clean, appropriate for a prime-time broadcast network program;
- Only three entries per person;
- All entries must be left as a comment to this post.
That’s it! You have one week — next Tuesday I’ll announce the winner right here at HeroMachine.com.
Good luck!
(Image and characters ©2009, DC Comics, Inc., from “Wednesday Comics” number 8, “Metal Men” chapter, by Dan Didio and Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez.)
September 1st, 2009 at 3:24 pm
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I’LL PUT THE TOILET SEAT *DOWN* ALREADY!
September 1st, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“I know I’m bald, no need to rub it in!”
“Jeez. Forget one too many anniversaries and it all goes downhill from there!”
“Honey, where is that fist going?”
September 1st, 2009 at 3:27 pm
“Sorry to interupt but, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!”
September 1st, 2009 at 3:45 pm
1) Ok, ok, I’m sorry. You have a lovely tan.
2) I swear this is my necklace!
September 1st, 2009 at 4:18 pm
“No. Stop. Don’t suck the color out of me!”
[Spoofing 'The More You Know' commercials from NBC]
“Remember this kids. Cheating on your superhero girlfriend. Not a good idea.”
“Crap! What was the safety word?! Bur.. Chal..? Tac..? Taco! TACO! TAAACCOOO!”
September 1st, 2009 at 4:50 pm
“Save me David Letterman! It’s me! Paul Schaffer! She’s trying to take my necklace!”
September 1st, 2009 at 4:57 pm
“I do”
September 1st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
1: your puny threads aren’t a match for Doctor Dev….ummmmmmm help…
2: Now might not be the time to mention couples therapy…
3: I swear, i had nothing to do with you botox injection.
September 1st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
“I meant that outfit makes your butt look big in a good way”
September 1st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
“Now I know for sure not to piss my supervillian girlfriend off.”
September 1st, 2009 at 5:03 pm
“I swear I don’t know were those panties in the back seat came from, I thought they were yours.”
September 1st, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Ok, fine, yours is much more delicious than my moms!!!
September 1st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Does this mean I’m sleeping on the couch tonight?
September 1st, 2009 at 5:25 pm
1. That’s the last time I ask “What can I get for an extra $20.”
2. I see a little silhouetto of a man…Scaramouche,Scaramouche, will you do tha fandango.
3. This week on “Wife Swap”
September 1st, 2009 at 6:03 pm
1. “Jocasta? But I thought you were a -good- guy?!”
2. “Huge…hand…crushing…brain…!”
3. “What are you waiting for? Saaaaave meeeee!”
September 1st, 2009 at 6:21 pm
1. Honey I just don’t think you’re doing my scalp massage right.
2. Yes, yes I confess! I was the one that ate the last cheesy puff!
3. But Debra, I don’t wanna post Character Contest 16!
September 1st, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Thank you Viagra.
September 1st, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Honey…please can’t we talk about this? PLEASE?!
Ok, ok, I’ll be nice when your mother is in town but if she says one more thing about how ugly our babies will look…
–I mean I LOVE your new pigment or lack thereof!
September 1st, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Clearly, I above all am ineligible to enter, but if I could, here’s what I would have put in:
“This is the WORST toupee I have ever had!”
September 1st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
ok ok ill meet your parents!!
September 1st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
1:
im sorry that i cant get the phone right now because im all tied up
2. Aaahh!!! not another episode of the view
3. I thought i was going to play as Indiana Jones
September 1st, 2009 at 8:43 pm
im sorry i didnt know she was your sister!!
September 1st, 2009 at 8:45 pm
fine fine you are a good cook…ill eat the chicken!
September 1st, 2009 at 9:33 pm
“Really, Officer…
This ISN’T what it looks like!
I can explain!”
September 1st, 2009 at 9:44 pm
PLEASE, DEAR GOD, I CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER EPISODE OF “CLERKS!!!”
September 1st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
“Did I leave the oven on?!”
September 1st, 2009 at 10:25 pm
1. “Well I may be tied up but at lest it can- AAAAAAAAHHH YOU’VE STOLEN MY HAIR!!!”
2. “FOR THE LAST TIME! I’M NOT JEAN-LUC PICARD!!!”
3. “YOUR NOT FAT! YOUR NOT FAT!!!”
September 1st, 2009 at 10:59 pm
1) You know phrenology went out of fashion long long ago.
2) Honey let’s not play Gerald’s game.
3)Yes Honey, I’ll go feed the donkey’s.
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:16 am
1.) I know what your about to ask, How did I get myself into this mess? Well, I have an answer.. and it’s really good… but first I have to ask you a question, How do I get myself out?
2.) Please Metalena, I was just about to post you Cutesy-Wutzey Bunny entry as an honorable mention in the Sewer Mutant character contest, I swear!!!
3.) Fat Chicks… That’s all I’ve got to say… No more hardbodies for me!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:36 am
01 – Your mother and I are very proud of you.
02 – …Okay…okay…now SQUEEZE. Oh. O god. Yes.
03 – I don’t believe it. She’s wearing the same thing as me.
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:44 am
1. I’m starting to enjoy this!
2. Dear God in Heaven, please tell me she applied enough lubricant!
3. My head isn’t the only thing she shaved!
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:11 am
I believe you about the dolphins, but really, I’ve NEVER been able to see those 3-D posters, no matter how I focus.
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 am
I shall hereby marry this woman, to love and cherish her in sickness and in health…
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 am
You’re right, honey! Sex and the City IS a great show!
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:58 am
1: Okay, okay, but tell me again what bondage means.
I decided to put this one on it’s own because it’s dodgy and I don’t mind if you delete it.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:32 am
The Internet… it’s watching us!
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
i’m never going to do computer dating again
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
1. NOOOOOO!!!!! I won’t look at it… GAH! No… more… LIEFELD!
2. I’m…. BALD?!
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:10 am
Mom was right. Body jewelry WAS a bad idea.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 am
Noooooo! I’m a grown man! Don’t make me watch Twilight!
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:21 am
Well, if *I* don’t get to be Chrome-Dome, then I’m keeping the necklace! Ahh! Stop punching me in the neck!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:07 pm
1) For the love of God, no more! I can’t take one more minute of Saved by the Bell reruns!
2) Disney bought Marvel?! Seriously?!
Mr. Q
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
1. My God! I never realised what a monster I’d become. I swear, I won’t direct Transformers 3.
2. …Promise me your fist is lubricated!
3. Please stop before we break the fourth wall!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON’T WANT TO BE IT!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAD LOOKS FUNNY?!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
“Okay! Okay! Favre looks great in any NFL Helmet!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
“I see the wrinkles now! I’ll get the Botox!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
“Honey, I swear I looked on that shelf. The cable cord was not there!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:01 pm
1. Stay tuned! We’ll be right back after these commercials!
2. I really think I should try a REAL toupee.
3. Boy it’s times like these I wish I wasn’t colorblind.
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Oh damn you Jeff! You stole my toupee idea ahead of time!
replacement:
2. OK! I admit! You DO have what it takes to work in a rodeo.
September 2nd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I knew there was a catch!
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:43 pm
1) Yes! I used your eyeshadow! I already said I was sorry!
2) [Star Trek homage] There… are… FOUR lights!
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
3) Okay, okay, I confess! I AM A HIPSTER!
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:39 pm
1. “NO, not the Teletubbies!”
2. “Oh my god, I’m bald!”
3. “What did you tie me up with?”
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:17 pm
“Deal or no deal?”
“Alright, open briefcase number 13!”
“I’m kidding! You made a great decision, honest!”
“I didn’t know she was your sister!”
“You ruined my slinky!”
“Please don’t make me watch Twilight again!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Also…
“Let me go, and I’ll call the banker back, I promise!”
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:19 am
1. “Margaret Thatcher! My God! When they called you the Iron Lady, they weren’t joking!”
2 “OK! I promise not to make any more Iron Maiden jokes!”
3. “Alright! Alright! ‘I, Michael Rosenbaum, do hereby swear that I will renew my Smallville contract forthwith!’ Now can you let me go?”
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Supervillain, apply directly to the forehead! Supervillain, apply directly to the forehead! Supervillain, apply directly to the forehead!
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Just a reminder–three entries only for Caption contests.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
1. Remember kids. WhatEVER you do, DON’T get married…wait, I was just kidding honey…AAAH!
2. Applied directly to the forhead, the inflat-a-hero can be deployed at a moments notice to simulate being apprehended by a real hero. Great for when being chased by a real hero. Also comes in Captain America, and the Thing!
September 4th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
3) Is it because I over-cooked the roast?!
September 4th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
1. On this weeks episode of “Cheaters”…
2. Ok already, I’m staring into the abyss!
3. Next time I better read the damn directions for my Build-a-Date.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:18 am
NO! I will NOT give you my secret recipe for cheesy meatloaf!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Our Anniversary is June 17th! It was the happiest day of my life ! Our Anniversary is June 17th ! It was the happiest day of my life ! Our Anniversary is June 17th ! It was the happiest day of my life !
September 7th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
“So that’s it eh, darling? All this kinky SM foreplay, merely to eventually trick me and wear new glasses!! Well, no way I’m changing my mind anyway: I WANT LENS!!!!”
September 8th, 2009 at 11:11 am
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