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(From "Amazing Man" number 19, 1941.)
ah, if only it was that easy…
Hey Jeff, did you hear that the director of the “upcoming” YoungBlood movie, Bret Ratner, wants to cast Robert Pattinson (the Twilight boy) for the main character in his movie? (Probably Shaft, the guy who don’t need a string on his bow). I assumed you would like to know the bad news!!!
Loki, in 1941, Big and Strong were important job requirements, especially for farm work!
Nowadays, of course, that only helps for the NFL, and suchlike…
Collex, didn’t Shaft have almost as many muscles (like most Liefeld characters) as the Incredible Hulk?
I don’t exactly remember him being very ‘sensitive’, either…
Now, can you hum the star spangled banner?
“So, what’s your name, bumpkin?”
“Hammer. Jack Hammer.”
“Butch Gaylord. Grab your helmet and a pair of gloves and let’s get crack-a-lackin’!”
You don’t want to get that nice red shirt dirty, do you? Yeah, that’s right, take it off. I’ll hold it for you…
(In the background we hear 70’s porn music.)
“So… we have a few requirements:
1. You must wear helmet at all times;
2. To protect your clothes you must use this suit. I now it’s just some red underwear but it’s for your protection;
3. You must rub your skin with this baby oil.
Understand? Ok, go on. Work.”