(From “Wonder Comics” number 12, 1947.)
No, bubble-gum doesn’t sound innocent– in fact, it’s a gateway to harder stuff. Yeah, it starts out all pink and sweet, then it leads to the odd flavors of Hubba-Bubba and from there, it’s Big League Chew. I’ve heard of kids experimenting, trying new and unusual methods to satisfy their sweet tooths. Soon, my friends, soon it won’t be just bubble-gum, but bubble-gun mixed with Circus Peanuts. My God the humanity!!
Yeah…erm… What he said!
Jeez. Just because some people can’t handle their gum…