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(From an ad in "Atoman" number 1, 1946.)
I want just because of this ad. Not because it will get me some kissin but because it would be awesome to be in a pitch black room with my necktie shining.
I had a friend in high school with boxers covered in the word “No” in grey print and the word “Yes” in glow in the dark paint. I’m pretty sure he never scored with them.
“Gee Willikers! For only $1.50, the Fleece U. Corp. guarantees the girls can’t resist. It’s in print, so it has to be true! Swell! Well, pucker up, Sally Hussman, because in 4 to 6 weeks, Chet M. Becile is gonna be the swankiest feller on the block and his “kiss-me” tie is gonna knock you out of your bobby-socks! Who needs to get a broad drunk when you can have the glow-in-the-dark necktie!”