Jeff is a 44 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.
Anyone here remember back when a “Boner” was simply a “mistake”, and not what you children are assuming?
{Just exercising my right to be crotchety!} :->
Willie, I value everyone’s right to be a crotchety old man (a pleasure I am known to indulge in from time to time — ok, every day — myself), but, yes, we’re all aware that’s what it used to mean. That doesn’t make it less funny now.
Something taken out of context so that what USED to be mundane is NOW in modern vernacular scatological, sexual, or otherwise socially awkward is funny.
Turning it into a pedantic explanation of the common slang of the past and the proper context in which it should be read, on the other hand, is NOT funny.
We all know what it really means, but it still makes us laugh. Lighten up, bro, it’s all in good fun!
You’d think Selina Kyle would be the one making demands for boners..! Just who is the Dynamic Duo getting prank-calls from..? Could the calls be coming from inside the mansion??
Perhaps Bruce should consult with Fred Merkle on best practices for avoiding said boners.
(bonus points to whomever gets this reference…)
Batman: ”It’s very perplexing Robin. Usually it’s the boner that gets forced in, not the other way around.”
Robin: “Holey twisted pretzels Batman! I think he has you confused with Plasticman.”
Anyone here remember back when a “Boner” was simply a “mistake”, and not what you children are assuming?
{Just exercising my right to be crotchety!} :->
Willie, I value everyone’s right to be a crotchety old man (a pleasure I am known to indulge in from time to time — ok, every day — myself), but, yes, we’re all aware that’s what it used to mean. That doesn’t make it less funny now.
Something taken out of context so that what USED to be mundane is NOW in modern vernacular scatological, sexual, or otherwise socially awkward is funny.
Turning it into a pedantic explanation of the common slang of the past and the proper context in which it should be read, on the other hand, is NOT funny.
We all know what it really means, but it still makes us laugh. Lighten up, bro, it’s all in good fun!
You’d think Selina Kyle would be the one making demands for boners..! Just who is the Dynamic Duo getting prank-calls from..? Could the calls be coming from inside the mansion??
By the way…
BWAH-HA-HAAAH! You said “crotch”..!!
I did not know. Thank you for telling me.