Caption Contest 38: Power Squat Happy Team JUMP!!
I don’t know if I find his stance, distended crotch, Eighties headband, or power-dump expression the most disturbing, but he’s all yours now:
Come up with the best dialog for the missing balloon and you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like from professional artist Jeff Hebert! I’ve put this panel up before with the actual dialog, but I am pretty sure you can come up with something better than the original writer.
As always, no more than three entries, left in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean. Good luck everyone!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
INVISIBLE BIKES!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
No it’s LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!! At least I still got chicken.
No in the last caption contest it was this pose.
OOOWWWWW do you smell it too!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Awww, COME ON! We lose EVERY YEAR!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
1. Get Ready for my fastballs special!
2. Woooo! I’m a gas baby!
3. Behold my mighty… uh, shield!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
SOOPAH MUSHROOM!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
SO NOT FAIR! HE CHEATED!
DIE ANT DIE!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:10 pm
SHUT UP! THE ARMLESS TRENCH COAT SO DOES KICK ASS!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:13 pm
1. I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
2. IN THE NAME OF CROTCH PAD!
Look ma, no hands!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:37 pm
1) COWABUNGA!
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
2) MOMMY!!!!!A SPIDER!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Man, I shouldn’t have had that burrito.
December 2nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
1. What do you mean, I look like Michael Pare?
2. I taught Steven Tyler everything he knows!
3. That’s MY loofah!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 pm
1. Ok team, 3…2…1… GRIMACE!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:10 pm
2. My anus is bleeding!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:12 pm
3. SPOON!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
1) Major Hernia!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 am
Eeek! A mouse!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 am
Gimmie a piggyback ride!
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 am
Engage Fart Boosters!
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:24 am
1)Shut up! My mum thinks I’m freakin’ awesome!!
2)WHAT did you say about my eighties headband!??
3)I can’t stand these stupid mosquitoes!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:15 am
Put your right foot in and shake it all about…
Madness you say? THIS. IS. AMERICA!
La Cucaracha, my mortal enemy, at last you die!
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:38 am
2) Okay, three more, feel the burn!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:10 am
3) And for my next trick, I’ll sit on this guy’s head!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
Chairhead, Myhairisburning, Charge!
Punkman team assemble!
Not if the X-treem Kang has anything to say about it!
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 am
1. MUFFINS!!!
2. Invisible skis, FTW!
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
AVENGERS PULL MY FINGER!
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:08 pm
1) Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
2)Waaah! I wanna icecream!
3) C’mon, Rob! You can do eet!
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I’m a shoo-in to play Cap in First Avenger!
December 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
YOU TOLD THE PANTS WEREN’T GOING TO SHRINK IN THE WASHER¡
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
go! team!
arahhhhhhh
cowabunga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
1. Ah, Ah, Ah, I’m Staying Alive!
2. I’m beating you in the Jerk Hurdle, Firehead!
3. WhEEEEEEEEE!!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:25 pm
“We’re gonna party like it’s 1985.”
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
1.Take THIS Jeff Hebert for making fun me in rhat patriot contest!!!
2. MONTAZUMA IS TAKING—–REEEEVEEEENG!!!
3. KAAAAAAAAAA-(takes breath)-AAAAAAAAAAAHN
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
1.Take THIS Jeff Hebert for making fun me in rhat patriot contest!!!
2. MONTAZUMA IS TAKING—–REEEEVEEEENG!!!
3. KAAAAAAAAAA-(takes breath)-AAAAAAAAAAAHN
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
1. Alright gang! Now, Plié, Plié, Plié!
2. Alright, I killed Captain America for the costume and Ryu for the headband… And I’m glad to see you got into the spirit by getting the Green Lantern’s costume, Inexplicably-head-on-fire Girl!
3. Gaaaawd that felt good!
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
By the way, feel free to chop down #2 to the finest elements. It’s a tad lengthy.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
1. Quick run before the gas gets you!
2. Never insult the hair!
3. Take that! You – Damn it I followed through.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
1. How do the assless pants look from back there, Steve?
2. You guys! Get OFF my freakin’ TRAMPOLINE!
3. Yow! These tights are chafing around the Mason-Dixon line!
December 4th, 2008 at 1:50 am
“Sweatin’ to the Oldies,” My Ass! What’s Simmons got that I ain’t got, huh?
This is THE LAST time I buy a Richard Simmons exercise video!
December 4th, 2008 at 4:19 am
HOLY CRAP ITS ASHTON KUTCHER!
December 4th, 2008 at 4:46 am
1. Ow! One power leap thrust too many!
2. Truth be told, half my courage comes from keeping my eyes shut…
3. Jump in the line! Rock your body on time!
December 4th, 2008 at 8:31 am
OK! OK! Your telekinetic atomic wedgie counts as a super power!
December 4th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Come on every body. It’s dancing time.
December 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
1. Invisible Pegasus, awaaaaaaaayyyy!
2. Soylent Green is people!
3. Christ, I think I pulled something!
December 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
1.) HUZZAH! The feast has arrived!
2.) Bootleg Captain America, AWAY!
December 4th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Awww, might as well JUMP!
December 4th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
“If you think that’s big, wait till you see George Clooney’s codpiece.
December 4th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Beat this Richard Simmons
December 5th, 2008 at 2:42 am
Look out below! It’s comin’ out HOT!
December 5th, 2008 at 5:40 am
FAME!!!!I’m gonna live forever…
December 5th, 2008 at 10:15 am
1. MARVEL REJECTS ASS-EMBLE!!!
2. LET’S SHOW THESE SPARTANS WHAT AMBIGUOUSLY GAY REALLY IS ABOUT!!
3. YAY! THEY ACTUALLY PUBLISHED ME!!!
December 5th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
1. MY GOD! I can’t move. I’m trapped in a caption contest!
2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
3. Run! Its the one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, rip-off eater!
December 6th, 2008 at 6:40 am
1. “Only if Ron Jeremy could see me now!!!”
2. “I’ll be the catcher and you be the pitcher”
3. “I am what happens when Betsy Ross and John Rambo get together.”
December 6th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I am American Idol
December 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Captain Obvious Patriot away!
December 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
…M-A-L Abysmal
December 8th, 2008 at 11:48 am
1) So, do I win the worse Captain America impression contest or what?
2) Fart Power!
December 8th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
“Uncle Sam wants YOU!”
December 9th, 2008 at 12:20 am
RAMBO AIN’T GOT NOTHING ON ME!
December 9th, 2008 at 8:33 am
[...] winner of Caption Contest 38 is our first three-time winner … [...]
December 19th, 2008 at 7:05 am
1.Looks like Capt. is movin his way out of last place in the 300 meter hurdles!!!Look at him go!!!
2.Come on people i sick of stayin in the 60’s!!!
3.Get to the chopper!!! Swartzneggar style!!!