Caption Contest 30: Monkeys and clowns
In honor of the upcoming US Presidential election, I present you with a Caption Contest featuring screaming chimpanzees and gun-wielding clowns. Enjoy!
I look forward to the inspired submissions sure to come in on this one! The author of the best caption will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever you like (within reason). The rules are:
- Keep it PG-13 rated, appropriate for a broadcast television show.
- No more than three entries per person.
- Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck, everyone!
October 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
ALL HAIL HEATH LEDGER!!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Coco! Chim Chim! Bobo! Get that Bozo!
October 7th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Ready feces!
October 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Oh Rick, that one made me laugh out loud. The bar is set, contestants!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
“Hey! which one of you guys said you wanted your clownkabob prepared ‘rare?’”
October 7th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
1.Cry Havoc! Let slip the Poops of War!
2.Hey!! Free banana smoothies!
3.Jumanji! (wait did I just say that?)
October 7th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I’M GOING TO GET HEATH LEDGER’S AUTOGRAPH!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
1. WHAT THE F*** ringmaster you said NO VIOLENCE IN THIS CIRC.!!!!!!!!
2.FLING ON MY MARK…. 1……… 2………….
3.OK BOYS either were in a REEEEEEAAAAAALY bad batman movie starring heath ledger as the joker or WERE F***ED!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
And they said Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes” remake was lousy!
October 7th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Thanks Jeff. Damn dirty apes!
October 7th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
“We’re not serious, we swear!”
“He has a hairdryer, everybody down!”
“LEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKINS!!!” (It had to be done.)
October 7th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Mommy, Mommy, I want that one!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
1.”HE IS FECKING HILLARIOUS!”
2.”AS YOU SEE NOW THE PSYCHO CLOWN IS ARMED! MORE FROM NEWS 4P3 AFTER COMMERICALS!”
3.”CARROT TOP IS NOT FUNNY”
October 7th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Hail the wonderful King of psychotic clowns!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
“You mean all that stands in my way of buying my son a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll is a man in a clown suit?”
October 7th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I love Watchmen!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Careful! Jedi mind tricks!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
“Planet of the Samurai Apes vs Killer Clowns of the Future? You people should get your money back!”
October 7th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Noooo! IT WAS ERATH ALL ALONG YOU WERID CREEPY CLOWNS!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
WANG DANGGGOO
We want Krusty!!!!
Send in the Clowns.. Oh don’t bother there already here.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
1. Clown with an erection! Run!
2. LEEEAVE BRITNEY…I MEAN BOBO…ALOOOOOOOONE! BWAAAAAAH!
3. Take him, men! I’ll, uh, direct you from the rear!
October 7th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
1. Surreal? I’d say so!
2. And now for something completely different!
3. That’s evolution?
October 7th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Wait! This ain’t McDonalds!
October 8th, 2008 at 1:28 am
(if I could replace my number 2 with this cool. If not oh well.)
2.WHO INVITED JOHN WAYNE GACY? WHO I SAY?!??!
October 8th, 2008 at 1:29 am
1. This is the weirdest Kurosawa movie ever!
2. Maybe the all-monkey remake of “The Seven Samurai” wasn’t such a good idea!
October 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
It must be my birthday!!
October 8th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Bachelor Number One is an entertainer from Burbank, California. His hobbies include balloon animals, driving a small car filled with friends, and photography. Please give it up for bachelor Number One!
October 8th, 2008 at 9:05 am
It’s Bozo, arch-nemesis of King Bonzo!
(That would have been funny in 1951.)
October 8th, 2008 at 10:41 am
1. Cry slapstick and let loose the pies of war!
2. Fifty bannas to the ape who gets him for my daughters birthday!
3. Somebody throw a barrel at him allready!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever?
October 8th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Clearly, Grant Morrison has finally gone too far!
October 8th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
“Get your stinking paws on him. You damn, dirty apes!”
October 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
1. Chimpanzer Brigade, Attack!
2. OOOK!
October 8th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Quit clowning around before I go Ape on you!
October 8th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
“Look, the new iPhones are here!”
October 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
1. Read the sign, you idiots. This is the Cirque du Soy Lab!
2. Quick, get Bananakin Skywalker..it’s the attack of the clowns!
3. He says there are 250 of them…and there’s a second car on the way!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
1. I feel pretty! O so Pretty and happy and Gay!
2. Why the heck am i going crosseyed when theres a clown with guns right behind me!?
3. The British are coming the british are coming!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:46 am
let’s fight
October 9th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
C’mon dirty monkeys, we’ll show him that poop is stronger than pies¡¡¡¡
October 10th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Quit monkeying around, they’ve sent in the clowns!
October 10th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
1. KHAN!!!
2. For Sparta!
3. Hey everybody! The clowns got the last ticket for a Jim Lee autograph signing! GET HIM!! (not funny unless you were at Baltimore Comicon)
October 11th, 2008 at 10:35 am
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October 12th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
1. Where’s my giraffe?
2. Where there’s clowns there’s cake.
3. Gallager’s gone crazy…er
October 12th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
sorry, it’s spelt “Gallagher”
October 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
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