Caption Contest 30: Monkeys and clowns

In honor of the upcoming US Presidential election, I present you with a Caption Contest featuring screaming chimpanzees and gun-wielding clowns. Enjoy!

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I look forward to the inspired submissions sure to come in on this one! The author of the best caption will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever you like (within reason). The rules are:

  1. Keep it PG-13 rated, appropriate for a broadcast television show.
  2. No more than three entries per person.
  3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck, everyone!

43 Responses to Caption Contest 30: Monkeys and clowns

  1. ALL HAIL HEATH LEDGER!!!!

  2. Coco! Chim Chim! Bobo! Get that Bozo!

  3. Ready feces!

  4. Oh Rick, that one made me laugh out loud. The bar is set, contestants!

  5. “Hey! which one of you guys said you wanted your clownkabob prepared ‘rare?'”

  6. 1.Cry Havoc! Let slip the Poops of War!

    2.Hey!! Free banana smoothies!

    3.Jumanji! (wait did I just say that?)

  7. I’M GOING TO GET HEATH LEDGER’S AUTOGRAPH!!!

  8. 1. WHAT THE F*** ringmaster you said NO VIOLENCE IN THIS CIRC.!!!!!!!!

    2.FLING ON MY MARK…. 1……… 2………….

    3.OK BOYS either were in a REEEEEEAAAAAALY bad batman movie starring heath ledger as the joker or WERE F***ED!!!

  9. And they said Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes” remake was lousy!

  10. Thanks Jeff. Damn dirty apes!

  11. Ashton Thomas

    “We’re not serious, we swear!”

    “He has a hairdryer, everybody down!”

    “LEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKINS!!!” (It had to be done.)

  12. Mommy, Mommy, I want that one!

  13. 1.”HE IS FECKING HILLARIOUS!”

    2.”AS YOU SEE NOW THE PSYCHO CLOWN IS ARMED! MORE FROM NEWS 4P3 AFTER COMMERICALS!”

    3.”CARROT TOP IS NOT FUNNY”

  14. Hail the wonderful King of psychotic clowns!

  15. “You mean all that stands in my way of buying my son a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll is a man in a clown suit?”

  16. I love Watchmen!

  17. Careful! Jedi mind tricks!

  18. “Planet of the Samurai Apes vs Killer Clowns of the Future? You people should get your money back!”

  19. Noooo! IT WAS ERATH ALL ALONG YOU WERID CREEPY CLOWNS!

  20. WANG DANGGGOO
    We want Krusty!!!!
    Send in the Clowns.. Oh don’t bother there already here.

  21. 1. Clown with an erection! Run!

    2. LEEEAVE BRITNEY…I MEAN BOBO…ALOOOOOOOONE! BWAAAAAAH!

    3. Take him, men! I’ll, uh, direct you from the rear!

  22. 1. Surreal? I’d say so!
    2. And now for something completely different!
    3. That’s evolution?

  23. Wait! This ain’t McDonalds!

  24. (if I could replace my number 2 with this cool. If not oh well.)

    2.WHO INVITED JOHN WAYNE GACY? WHO I SAY?!??!

  25. 1. This is the weirdest Kurosawa movie ever!

    2. Maybe the all-monkey remake of “The Seven Samurai” wasn’t such a good idea!

  26. It must be my birthday!!

  27. Bachelor Number One is an entertainer from Burbank, California. His hobbies include balloon animals, driving a small car filled with friends, and photography. Please give it up for bachelor Number One!

  28. It’s Bozo, arch-nemesis of King Bonzo!
    (That would have been funny in 1951.)

  29. 1. Cry slapstick and let loose the pies of war!

    2. Fifty bannas to the ape who gets him for my daughters birthday!

    3. Somebody throw a barrel at him allready!!!

  30. C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever?

  31. Clearly, Grant Morrison has finally gone too far!

  32. “Get your stinking paws on him. You damn, dirty apes!”

  33. 1. Chimpanzer Brigade, Attack!
    2. OOOK!

  34. Quit clowning around before I go Ape on you!

  35. “Look, the new iPhones are here!”

  36. 1. Read the sign, you idiots. This is the Cirque du Soy Lab!
    2. Quick, get Bananakin Skywalker..it’s the attack of the clowns!
    3. He says there are 250 of them…and there’s a second car on the way!

  37. 1. I feel pretty! O so Pretty and happy and Gay!
    2. Why the heck am i going crosseyed when theres a clown with guns right behind me!?
    3. The British are coming the british are coming!

  38. C’mon dirty monkeys, we’ll show him that poop is stronger than pies¡¡¡¡

  39. Quit monkeying around, they’ve sent in the clowns!

  40. 1. KHAN!!!

    2. For Sparta!

    3. Hey everybody! The clowns got the last ticket for a Jim Lee autograph signing! GET HIM!! (not funny unless you were at Baltimore Comicon)

  41. 1. Where’s my giraffe?
    2. Where there’s clowns there’s cake.
    3. Gallager’s gone crazy…er

  42. sorry, it’s spelt “Gallagher”