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To me, the creepiest thing is what the woman is saying…
I find it interesting that the toenails are either balananced perfectly on the rim of the trash can, or that he clipped them so fast that they are falling at almost the exact same time.
Super-Power Granting Guy: Seriously, that’s the power you want?
Toe-Nail-Balancing Man: Set me up, brother!
…I also find it interesting that I so horrendously misspelled “balanced” without noticing… It’s a shame how a typo can ruin a perfectly good punch line.