And lo, the faithful shall reach enlightenment through the sound of bullets firing from the breasts of the Skull God:
Apparently one of the world’s largest religions was formed not when Siddhartha sat under a tree until he gained enlightenment, but when he popped up out of the ground, nipples a-blazing with gunfire. Good to know.
(Image from “What the –?!”, Vol. 1, No. 9, ©1990 Marvel Entertainment Group.)