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Do number two on cue? Was the writer constipated?
That would be a good defensive technique. Some one comes up to kick your butt and BAM. You crap your pants causing him to puke giving you time to run or fight back.
A supposedly ‘real life’ property of the mythical Bonnacon. According to the legends, its primary defense was to run away leaving a trail of burning dung behind it.