Random Panel: Let’s keep it clean there, Barbie
Create your own Superhero
You get Superman's powers and 24 hours to live. What do you do with them before you die?
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July 30th, 2008 at 9:14 am
And thus, Barbie became a candy stripper.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
And since she doesn’t have any nipples (or other unmentionable parts), with that line of work she won’t make a lot of money either.