Monday Mashup 10: The Plague!

Each week I take one (and only one) panel from each of ten randomly selected comic books, attempting to make a coherent story out of them. Our adventure this week features a plague-carrier, Batgirl, and the Dynamic Duo flinging someone off a building, so let’s jump right in!



Our story opens with Gotham City’s chief justice interviewing “Red” McClaren, a witness to the horrible plague which had just ravaged the city.

You wanted to see me? Yes, be seated.
The tale of the plague’s start.
A description of the horrors.

“Once the vaccine proved ineffective,” Red continued, “Gotham’s Police Commissioner Gordon realized the plague was not natural, but we lacked the resources to do much more than speculate.”

The timing couldn’t be worse, Batman’s out of town on a case …

“I’m not proud of what I did next — even though I knew I should be on duty, I slipped away to warn my wife that a plague carrier was loose in the city.”

Your life depends on it! Go NOW!!

“Luckily,” Red said with relief, “even though Batman was out of town, Batgirl was on the case and soon confronted the carrier.”

It’s coming through your pores …

“None of us knew at the time that special agents had tracked Batman and Robin down, urging them to come help.”

Please, if you value your planet — or your species — you must hurry.

“They raced back to Gotham and, with Batgirl’s help, found the plague carrier — by now bloated, aged, and putrid.”

Stinky, you gotta get in shape.

“Their solution to the problem wasn’t, ah, exactly what you’d call ‘medically approved’, but it got the job done.”

That looks like Batman and Robin have tossed somebody out a third-floor window …

“The Commissioner was as relieved as any of us, but I’m sure he kept thinking we could all have done better; I know I did.”

If I had a dozen men like those two …

“All right Red,” the Judge said, “you’re free to go, with my thanks for a job well done — we won’t need to prosecute the Dynamic Duo for manslaughter in light of these new facts.”

Aaaaaaaaaaand, scene!


The images appearing in this edition of the Mashup are from, in order of appearance:

  1. “Action Comics 1 Reprint”, ©1992, DC Comics.
  2. “Judge Dredd”, Vol. 1, No. 5, ©1984, Eagle Comics.
  3. “Kull the Conqueror”, Vol. 3, No. 4, ©1984, Kull Productions, Inc.
  4. “Batman and Robin Adventures”, No. 21, ©1997, DC comics.
  5. “Batman and Robin Adventures”, No. 22, ©1997, DC comics.
  6. “Batman and Robin Adventures”, No. 24, ©1997, DC comics.
  7. “Batman and Robin Adventures”, No. 25, ©1997, DC comics.
  8. “Batman and Robin Adventures Annual”, No. 2, ©1997, DC comics.
  9. “Batman and Robin Adventures”, No. 23, ©1997, DC comics.
  10. “Batman and Robin Adventures”, No. 20, ©1997, DC comics.

About Jeff Hebert

Jeff is a 44 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.

4 Responses to Monday Mashup 10: The Plague!

  1. funny…lots of batman and robin, hey Jeff why do superheros wear spandix? in ya think about it it has to hirt, oh god a the weggies!

  2. oh “oh god a the weggies!” I mean “and” the weggies…

  3. BrokenSlot

    Wait a minute! That’s not Batgirl! That’s Poison Ivy!

  4. Shhhhh! You weren’t supposed to notice that, BrokenSlot!