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Why are you still here?
It may be because you’re holding a large shotgun, lady…
I love a woman who knows how to accessorize, especially when she can do it practically. Everyone should know by now you always need a massive assault weapon when you’re going out for a night on the town. Sometimes, that’s just what it takes to get the tasty orderves at those high-class parties. Sheesh, you at least need an uzi to get a glass of champagne. Doesn’t everyone know that?
Check out all the weapons she’s packing:
Massive Assault Weapon – check
Shotgun – check
Sniper Rifle – check
Uzi – check
Mop – check
(presumably for the buckets of blood).
Well, you know what they say, a clean battleground is a happy battleground.