The sounds of wanking

As a special bonus OnomontoPOWia, I bring you the greatest sound effect panel of all time:

Captain America I command you to WANK

You may now stop reading super-hero comic books for all time, because no panel could ever be more awesome than this one. You have won the comics industry.

ETA: I didn’t post this on a Friday because it’s not one I discovered myself; it’s been highlighted on a number of sites for a long time. But as the commenter pointed out, “Captain America, I command you to WANK!” is in fact why I brought it here. It may be the greatest command ever given by a super-villain.

About Jeff Hebert

Jeff is a 45 year old city boy who has somehow found himself located in Colorado, fulfilling his lifetime dream of making a living drawing super-heroes all day.

7 Responses to The sounds of wanking

  1. It’s not just the sound effect that makes this great. It’s the line that comes before it.. “Captain America! I command you to.. WANK”. I don’t believe there’s ever been a villian that has every make such a request before or since. Truly a hall-of-famer.

  2. ashton jakobson

    Rick, best comment ever man….lol

  3. I’m with Ashton on this one! ROFL!

  4. “The Sound of Wanking.” Wasn’t that an old Simon & Garfunkel tune from the ’60s?” :) I was laughing so hard when I read this I could barely type :)

  5. Hello! This doesn’t have anything to do with that brilliant Captain America panel, but I wanted to leave this where you might have the best chance of seeing it. I have a query and a bug report. The query is: When do you think HM 2.5 will be available for download? I’ve downloaded 2.0, and since it’s now residing locally on my computer it runs much faster than 2.5, but version 2.5 has some expansions and bells and whistles I’d love to have. Can you give us an ETA?

    As to the bug report, HM 2.5 still has a problem loading the left hand items as reported in 2.0. Also the patch for 2.0 does not work. I can work around this problem because I can usually remember what’s supposed to go in the character’s hands anyway, but it’s still a pain.

  6. The 2.5 downloadable will be released when all six bodies are complete. Which ought to be some time in the next month or so. As for the left hand bug — I haven’t been able to fix it yet, and it’s likely I won’t ever figure it out. It is close to defeating me.

  7. LOL!
    Like u said Jeff, that may just be the best panel on earth.
    I COMMAND YOU TO WANK!!!