As a bald guy, I have never needed a scrunchie, those elastic hair bands girls use to tame their locks. And a good thing it is, too, since I learned from “Battle Tide II” that in super-hero terms, a skruntchie actually means pushing your metal hand-blade through a demon’s head:
I think we need to alert female Earthlings about the danger of those seemingly innocuous ties, because I think we can all agree that a blade to the head is a high price to pay for looking fashionable.
