Kaldath's Caption Contest #34

It is again time for our weekly caption contest! This week I want your best dialogue for BOTH word bubbles for this image from the Anime Series "Unbreakable Machine Doll" :

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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