Caption Contest 68 Vote!

In keeping with our new democratic traditions here at HeroMachine.com, I, your benevolent overlord, have selected what I consider to be the funniest six entries for Caption Contest 68, and now you -- yes, you! -- get to decide which one should win its author the choice of a custom item or portrait of themselves to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 app. Here are your choices (you get to pick up to two, click on an image to see it in a larger, more legible format):

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Good luck everyone, and congratulations to those five Honorable Mentions!