Caption Contest 42: Whispering sweet nothings

If you can come up with the best caption for this random comic panel, you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration (like these) of whatever you like:

namor-13-fantastibondage

I am not sure what exactly is going on here between these two ... I mean, I support "The Brotherhood" and all, but Reed's married for goodness' sake!

Anyway, as always there are only three rules. First, no more than three entries per person. Second, all entries must be left in the comments to this post. And third, try to keep it relatively clean, as if you were writing for a broadcast network sitcom.

Good luck, everyone, and Happy New Year!