My name is CHUK!

Now here's a neat science fact -- if you kick a man (like camo-clad terrorist Chuk here) in the junk, said junk will shout his name:

The jig is up, Creeps!

I tried this myself, learning that my name is actually pronounced "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" and should be said in a very, very high voice.