Every Monday we put out a new poll centering around either a comic-book topic or some aspect of the HeroMachine program itself. Listed below are all of the polls we have run to date. You can mouse over each bar to see what percentage of votes that response generated.
Marvel announced that Peter Parker is losing his job at the Daily Bugle. What job would you try to get if YOU were Peter?
- A science-y type job at a lab.
- Start a web site publishing Spidey photos and gossip.
- Get funding to sell a variant of your spider-web formula and rake in the big bucks while doing nothing.
- Reveal secret ID to SHIELD and go on the payroll.
- Teaching gig at the local community college.
- Night-time security guard.
You hardly ever see a character die in comics without coming back from the dead later. Which one character would you permanently "kill off" if you could, never to return?
- Batman
- Iron Man
- Punisher (Frankencastle doesn't count)
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Wolverine
- Wonder-Woman
Which would you rather have exist in the real world?
- Mutant humans with super powers
- Magic that works like science, requiring no special inborn gift to use
- Magical abilities available only to certain humans
- Active Infernal and Heavenly entities -- angels and demons
- Psionic abilities like telepathy, telekinesis, empathy, etc.
- Portals to alternate realities
You're given the ability to bring one ancient pantheon of gods to active, real life right here on regular ol' Earth. Which do you choose?
- Celtic
- Cthulhuan
- Egyptian
- Greek
- Hindu
- Native American
- Norse
- Roman
Imagine you're a super-powered member of a super-hero team. What sort of organization would you want that team to be?
- Classmates
- Family
- Government-sponsored
- Greek gods
- Law enforcement
- Paramilitary
- Patriots
- Snakes
You are given the chance to have super powers based on one mythological Greek character. Who do you choose?
- Antaeus
- Apollo
- Atlas
- Artemis
- Hermes
- Medusa
- Poseidon
- Zeus
James Cameron takes over comics and gives you the ability to "Avatar" (take over the body of) one super-hero like in the movie. Who do you choose?
- Green Lantern
- Batman
- Hulk
- Lobo
- Punisher
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Thor
- Wolverine
What item would you most want to see Batman use to hit someone in the face?
- Aquaman
- Baseball bat
- Batmobile
- Case of .50 caliber bullets
- Crowbar
- His own fist
- His own foot
- Motorcycle engine
- Robin
- Shark
- Wonder Woman's bustier
What element makes a costume "super"?
- Underwear on the outside
- Mask
- Insignia / Logo
- Color scheme
- Cape
In honor of the New Year, what character is most desperately in need of a retcon (complete history makeover)?
- Batman
- Iron-Man
- Punisher
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
Santa's dead. Who do you choose to replace him in his duties?
- Captain Marvel (Shazam)
- Darth Vader
- Dr. Doom
- Hulk
- Superman
- Wolverine
- Bulletman1
- Beast (Hank Mcoy)1
- Lobo1
- Deadpool1
- Ultimate Warrior1
- Duff Man1
- willie shatner1
- The Red Power Ranger1
- Lux Luthor1
- Gambit1
- Waluigi1
- blob1
- insane penquin1
- ur mom1
- Chuck Norris1
- The Sniper from Team Fortress 21
- Gambit1
- Zombie Santa1
- Nightcrawler1
- Galactus, so long as he wears a Santa Hat1
- The Flash1
- Symbiote Spiderman1
- Gordon Freeman1
- Banana man1
- Lara Croft in Red Latex1
- Mr Blobby1
- mrs.claus1
- me1
- batman1
- A Panda on Crack1
- Chuck Norris1
- Doctor Doom1
- the gay elf1
- Thor1
- spider-man1
- Mr. T1
- Guy next door1
- money boy1
- fox1
- Bruce Lee1
- Slash!1
- Luke skywalker1
- Bruce Campbell1
If you had $1 million to spend, would you fly to the space station for a week?
- Yes, it would drive my friends insane with jealousy, and that would be totally worth it.
- Yes, space flight has long been a dream of mine.
- Yes, I would want to be one of only a handful of people in the whole world to have traveled to space.
- Yes, I love adventure and new experiences!
- No, space has no interest for me, especially in that broken down hodge-podge they call the ISS.
- No, I would be too frightened of blowing up mid-flight.
- No, it's too small and there'd be nothing to do.
- No, the idea of spending a million bucks on something so trivial and selfish is repulsive.
If you found out Superman was cheating on Lois, would you think less of him as a super-hero?
- Yes
- No
Who would you most like to discover is secretly a super-hero?
- Best friend
- Father
- Girlfriend/Boyfriend
- Mother
- Kenny Rogers
- Son/Daughter
- Spouse
- Your dog
- Your car
- Your cat
- Uncle/Aunt
Which comic book / animated show genre would you most like to actually live in as a main character?
- Adventure comics
- Fantasy comics
- "Funny animal" comics
- Horror comics
- Mecha comics
- Romance comics
- Sci-fi comics
- Sports comics
- Super-hero comics
What would you most like to see as a new member of the Bulletman family?
- Bulletcat
- Bullethorse
- Bulletlolcat
- Bulletbullets
- Bulletgun
- Bulletboy
- Bulletbunny
- Bulletcar
- Bulletbullets
- Bulletplane
- Bulletlolcat
- Bulletwristwatch1
- BulletWitch1
- BulletMonkey1
- Bullet Buddies1
- Bulletbaby1
- BulletJeffHebert1
- bullet dude 1
- BulletBulletbullets1
- BulletBullets, fired out of the BulletGun, which has special ad-ons, the BulletGrapple, the BulletBola and the BulletNet1
- Bulletbull1
- BulletBosoms1
- BulletBobbleHead1
- BulletSandwich1
- BulletButler!1
- Chuck Norris. In bullet form.1
- BulletRobLiefeld!!!1
- hillbily bullet1
- Bulletguitar!1
- Blood Bullet1
- LOLbullet1
- Bulletduck1
- bulletspider1
- Bulletfarts!1
- Blue-Bullets1
- Bullet Idol1
- bullet dodobird1
- The BulletMullet - Bullets in the front, party in the back!1
- bullet-box1
- Bullet-Slinky!1
- Bulletbulettes1
You would be delighted to wake one day to discover that all this time you have secretly been a ...
- Clone
- Government project to create super soldiers
- Mutant
- Robot/Android
- Skrull
- Time traveller from the future
- Wizard
Which super-team would you most want to join if you had the chance (and the powers)?
- All-Star Squadron
- Alpha Flight
- Avengers
- Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BPRD)
- Green Lantern Corps
- Guardians of the Globe
- Justice League
- Legion of Super-Heroes
- X-Men
What one super power would you NOT want your girlfriend or boyfriend to have?
- Invisibility
- Lasso of truth
- Sonic scream
- Super strength
- Telepathy
You find out you're going on assignment with another super-hero for a DC "World's Finest" style team-up. Who do you want alongside you for the upcoming, unkown adventure?
- Aquaman
- Batman
- Flash
- Martian Manhunter
- Mister Miracle
- Superman
- Wendy and/or Marvin
- Wonder Woman
To save humanity, you must choose a hero to die, and you in turn will take their place. The hero knows this and is willing to be sacrificed for the greater good. Who do you choose to die, with you assuming their powers?
- Captain America
- Hulk
- Professor Xavier
- Thor
You find out you're going on assignment with another super-hero for a "Marvel Team-Up". Who do you want alongside you for the upcoming, unkown adventure?
- Captain America
- Hulk
- Iron-Man
- Kitty Pryde
- She-Hulk
- Silver Surfer
- Spider-Man
- The Thing
- Thor
- Wolverine
What other Marvel character would you give Wolverine's adamantium claws and skeleton to if you could?
- Frank Castle (Punisher)
- Matt Murdock (Daredevil)
- Peter Parker (Spider Man)
- Scott Summers (Cyclops)
- Steve Rogers (Captain America)
- Sue Richards (Invisible Woman)
Which character would you most want to be a "Lad/Lass" or "Boy/Girl" for, haing a subset of the main's powers?
- Cyclops
- Green Lantern
- Hawkeye
- Hawkman
- Hulk
- Spider-Man
- Storm
What super-vehicle would you most want to have in the real world?
- Batmobile from "The Dark Knight"
- Captain Nemo's "Nautilus"
- Ghost Rider's motorcycle
- Jet from the X-Men movie
- SHIELD Heli-Carrier
- Spider-Man's Spider-Buggy
- Wonder Woman's invisible plane
Which Disney/Marvel crossover are you most excited about seeing?
- Scrooge McDuck vs. Kingpin
- Charlotte's Spidey-Web
- Beauty and the Wolverine
- Little Mermaid II: Namor Invades!
- Thing & Pooh's Big Adventure
- The Incredibles' Hulk
- Goofy's Big Avenger (featuring Wonder Man!)
- Deathlok and the Blustery Day1
- Dethklok vs. Chernabog1
- The Deadpool Before Christmas1
- The Fantastic Four vs. The Incredibles1
- Stitch (626) vs The Fantastic Four1
- Donald Duck vs. Howard the Duck1
- The Hulk vs Hercules1
- Thor vs. Hades (from "Hercules")1
- mickey the spider mouse1
- x menn orgins captain america1
- Tinkerbell vs. Ultron1
- Mickey Mouse being murdered by Dr. Doom1
- Iron Man vs. The Iron Giant1
- Deadpool and Rorschach1
Superman has Jimmy Olsen. Which character would YOU most like to have as a best friend?
- Batman
- Captain America
- Han Solo
- Harry Potter
- Hellboy
- Iron Man
- Spider-Man
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
You get to become a super-hero, but your current identity must die. What new secret ID do you choose?
- Janitor at a strategic location (military HQ, police station, etc)
- Police officer (federal)
- Police officer (local)
- Politician
- Private investigator
- Reporter for a major television network
- Reporter for a national magazine or newspaper
- Scientist
What is the worst super-hero movie costume of all time?
- "Batman" featuring George Clooney
- "Mister Freeze" featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger
- "Ozymandias" featuring Matthew Goode
- "The Phantom" featuring Billy Zane
- "Silk Specter" featuring Malin Åkerman
- "Steel" featuring Shaquille O'Neal
What's the best super-hero movie fight of all time?
- Batman vs. the Joker in a semi in "Dark Knight"
- Bruce Wayne vs. The League of Shadows in "Batman Begins"
- Hulk vs. The Abomination in "The Incredible Hulk"
- Nightcrawler versus the Secret Service at the White House in "X-2"
- Spider-Man vs. Doc Ock on the train in "Spider-Man 2"
- Superman vs. the Phantom Zoners in "Superman 2"
- Wolverine vs. Mystique on the Statue of Liberty in "X-Men"
- Iron Man vs. Obadiah Stane in "Iron Man"1
- wolverine & sabertooth vs. Deadpool (weapon 11)1
- Wolverine vs. Lady Deathstrike in "X2"1
- x-men vs the economy1
- Kirsten Dunst's Nipples vs. Rain1
- spirit vs. the octopus1
- Ozymandias vs the Comedian1
Which currently solo hero would you most like to be the first sidekick for?
- Darth Vader
- Iron Man
- Robin
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
What Hollywood movie best captured the "essence" of its comic book character?
- "Batman", 1989
- "The Dark Knight", 2008
- "Hulk", 2003
- "Iron Man", 2008
- "Spiderman", 2002
- "Superman", 1978
- "Superman Returns", 2006
- "X-Men", 2000
What "Batman Vs. ... " would you have made next if you had the choice?
- Batman vs. The Avengers
- Batman vs. Batman
- Batman vs. COBRA
- Batman vs. Conan
- Batman vs. Decepticons
- Batman vs. Iron Man
- Batman vs. Wolverine
- Batman vs. Wonder Woman
- Batman vs. The X-Men
What do you think is Superman's defining characteristic, the one thing without which he wouldn't be "Superman"?
- Invulnerability
- Super-strength
- Flight
- The Big Red "S"
- The Clark Kent identity
- Code vs. Killing
Which character would you most like to see killed off and replaced with someone else to assume their super-hero identity?
- Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)
- Peter Parker (Spider Man)
- Tony Stark (Iron Man)
- Frank Castle (Punisher)
You have to "F"ool Around with one, "M"arry one, and "K"ill one. Who's who?
- F:Baroness M:She-Hulk K:Sailor Moon
- F:Baroness M:Sailor Moon K:She-Hulk
- F:She-Hulk M:Baroness K:Sailor Moon
- F She-Hulk M:Sailor Moon K:Baroness
- F:Sailor Moon M:She-Hulk K:Baroness
- F:Sailor Moon M:Baroness K:She-Hulk
Iron Man became President and Ex Machina became mayor of NYC. What super-hero job change would you most want to see?
- Batman becomes Secretary-General of the UN
- Flash becomes Postmaster General
- Reed Richards becomes Governor of California
- Superman becomes head of NASA
- Wolverine becomes head of PETA
- Wonder Woman becomes head of NOW
What non-comics character would you most like to see brought into the Marvel Universe for a min-series?
- Conan
- Darth Vader
- Dumbledore
- Galadriel
- Gandalf
- Luke Skywalker
- Spock
In honor of the new Star Trek movie, what universe would you most like to see The Borg invade?
- DC's Superman Universe
- Dr. Who
- GI Joe
- Harry Potter's wizards and muggles
- Marvel's Avengers Universe
- Star Wars' Empire
- Transformers
Who would you most like to see lose their "code" and start using big bad GUNS already?
- Batman
- Captain America
- Frodo
- Harry Potter
- Luke Skywalker
- Spider-Man
- Wonder Woman
It's a steel-caged death match between the titans of geekdom. Who walks out alive if all these villains were tossed in together and fought?
- Bizarro
- Cobra Commander
- Darth Vader
- Magneto
- Megatron
- Sauron
- Voldemort
There may be no second acts in American politics, but there sure as heck are in movies. What would you say is the best of these geeky sequels?
- The Dark Knight
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
- Spider-Man 2
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
- Superman II
- The Two Towers
- X-Men II
Who would you rather be married to?
- Black Canary
- Huntress
- Kitty Pryde
- Lara Croft
- Starfire
- Sue Richards
- Supergirl
- The Wasp
- Wonder Woman
- Xena
You are given the choice of any one hero to die, but their arch nemesis will also be killed. Which pair do you choose?
- Batman and the Joker
- Daredevil and Kingpin
- The entire Fantastic Four and Galactus
- The entire Green Lantern Corps and the Sinestro Corps
- Professor Xavier and Magneto
- Superman and Darkseid
- Thor and Loki
Whose super-gadgets would you most want to have in the real world for your exclusive use?
- Batman's utility belt
- Excalibur
- Iron Man's armor
- Legion flight ring
- Night Owl's airship (from Watchmen)
- Silver Surfer's surfboard
- Wonder Woman's magic lasso
SHIELD has managed to synthesize exactly one dose, never to be replicated, of the Captain America "Super Soldier" serum. Who do you choose to be injected with it?
- Aunt May
- Daredevil
- General Ross
- Hawkeye
- Nick Fury
- Professor Xavier
- Punisher
Tony Stark decided to offer to one, and only one, DC UNIVERSE superhero a custom-built suit of armor. Which hero would you think should accept the offer?
- Aquaman
- Batman
- Black Canary
- Green Arrow
- Lobo
- Lois Lane
- Mister Miracle
- Nightwing
Tony Stark decided to offer to one, and only one, superhero a custom-built suit of armor based on the famous Iron Man. Which hero would you think should accept the offer?
- Angel
- Aunt May
- Beast
- Captain America
- Conan
- Daredevil
- Devil Dinosaur
- Fin Fang Foom
- Giant-Man
- Hawkeye
- Nick Fury
- The Punisher
- Spider-Man
You're out of work and desperate. Whose "gang member want ad" would you be most likely to respond to in hopes of getting a job with them?
- Cobra Commander
- Dr. Doom
- Galactus
- The Joker
- Kingpin
- Lex Luthor
- Two-Face
What was the best super-hero TV show of all time?
- Batman (1960's version)
- Batman: The Animated Series (original Bruce Timm version)
- The Flash
- Heroes
- The Incredible Hulk
- Justice League: The Animated Series
- Lois & Clark
- Smallville
- Superman: The Animated Series
- Wonder Woman
- X-Men: Evolution
What is the best super-hero movie of the 2000's?
- Batman Begins
- Dark Knight
- Hellboy
- Iron Man
- Spider-Man
- Spider-Man 2
- Watchmen
- X-Men
- X-Men II
You get to choose the next step in human evolution. What power or powers do you grant to all children born starting tomorrow?
- Dimensional travel
- Flight
- Hyperintelligence
- Immortality
- Invulnerability
- Lie detection
- Polymorph (able to take different shapes)
- Super healing
- Telepathy
All of the heroes from the Marvel Universe have disappeared. Which one character from the DC Universe would you pick to transport over to serve as its only defender?
- Aquaman
- Batman
- Green Lantern
- Power Girl
- Wonder Woman
Who is the best movie version of a comic book villain?
- Magneto (Ian McKellen, X-Men)
- General Zod (Terence Stamp, Superman II)
- Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe, Spider-Man)
- Joker (Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight)
- Joker (Jack Nicholson, Batman)
- Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman, Superman The Movie)
- Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey, Superman Returns)
All of the heroes from the DC Universe have disappeared. Which one character from the Marvel Universe would you pick to transport over to serve as its only defender?
- Captain America
- Dr. Strange
- Iron Man
- Magneto
- Professor Xavier
- Silver Surfer
- Thor
- Wolverine
Hollwood's out of ideas (shocker!), so they've green-lighted you to make "Hulk vs. " one of the following. Whom do you choose as his big-screen adversary?
- Aliens (from the Alien movie series, not generic little green men)
- Christian Bale-era Batman
- Godzilla
- Predators
- Superman
- Transformers
Loki was recently resurrected as a woman. What other male super-hero would you like to see get gender-bent and turned into a female?
- Hercules
- Hellboy
- Green Arrow
- Batman
- Iron Man
- Punisher
- Reed Richards
- Superman
- Thor
- Wolverine
Comics Batman has taken out Superman and Darkseid, among others. What other mega-power would you want to see him tangle with?
- Doctor Doom
- Galactus
- Hercules
- Hulk
- Invincible/Omni-Man
- Loki
- Magneto
- Super-Skrull
- Wolverine1
- The Sentry1
Who do you want to see Batman tangle with in the next movie?
- Bane
- Deadshot
- Killer Croc
- Lex Luthor
- Penguin
- Poison Ivy
- The Riddler
- Solomon Grundy
- Two-Face
- Hush1
- The Terminator1
- Harley Quinn1
- joker1
- Catwoman1
- The Super Mario Brothers1
- The Economy1
- Mr. Freeze1
- George Bush1
- Clay Face1
- Talia Head (Ras's Dauther/Damien's Mom)1
- captain america1
You get Superman's powers and 24 hours to live. What do you do with them before you die?
- Figure out a way to reverse global warming.
- Destroy every nuclear weapon in the world.
- Depose every tyrant in the world.
- Screw the world-saving, it's non-stop hedonism for 24 hours with no one to stop me!
- Fly around the world backwards so fast that I reverse time and therefore have longer to live, like at the end of the first movie.1
- Have sex with Hawkgirl1
- Superman is gay.1
- Fix all world problems1
Who would you most want to see fight Godzilla?
- Batman
- Captain America (Ultimates version)
- Fin Fang Foom
- Hulk
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Thor
- The Wasp
- Wolverine
You are granted the power to bestow one super ability on the holder of the Office of President of the United States. The power will stay with each person only so long as they are President. It will then be bestowed on their successor, to be repeated so long as the office exists. What ability do you choose.
- Brainiac Five's intellect.
- Deathstroke's tactical mastery.
- Dream Girl's precognition.
- Flash's speed.
- Green Lantern's ring.
- Hellboy's fist.
- Jean Gray's telepathy.
- Professor Xavier's mental domination.
- Raven's empathic sense.
- Superman's invulnerability.
If you discovered you were invulnerable in this real world, what would you do?
- Not tell anyone and go into a dangerous line of work like police, firefighting, etc.
- Put on a costume and fight crime directly, like in comics.
- Not change anything, just go about your life as usual, content that you can't be hurt.
- Parlay your unusual ability into fame and fortune by putting together an "illusionist" type of show and touring.
- Tell the government and let them decide how best to use you.
- Become a criminal, using your power to control the mob.
Two words: Evil Batman. Who do you tap to bring him down?
- Dr. Doom
- Green Arrow
- Guy Gardner
- Hellboy
- Lex Luthor
- Ozymandius
- Punisher
- Reed Richards
- Superman
- Wolverine
Wolverine's gone feral and is on the prowl. Who do you tap to bring him back in?
- Batman
- Boba Fett
- Cyclops
- Dr. Fate
- Iron Man
- Kraven the Hunter
- Punisher
- Sabertooth
- Spawn
- Spider-Man
You're responsible for choosing one person to stop a rampage by The Hulk. Whom do you choose?
- Batman
- Green Lantern
- Hellboy
- Iron Man
- Juggernaut
- Martian Manhunter
- Mister Miracle
- Thor
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
Superman's gone rogue, becoming a super-villain. You get to choose one person to try and stop him. Who do you choose?
- Batman
- Dr. Doom
- Green Lantern
- Hulk
- Magneto
- Metamorpho
- Thor
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
- Zatanna
You're granted the power to bring one piece of comic book technology to our real world. Which do you choose?
- Powered Armor, Iron-Man style
- Teleportation chambers
- Star-Trek style replicators
- Dimensional portals
- FTL travel
- Commonplace super-human mutations
- Self-aware computers/AIs
What one super power, if you were to posess it, could you use to most dramatically change the world?
- Invulnerability
- Super speed
- Time travel
- Hyperintelligence
- Telepathy
- Immortality
- Vast healing abilities
- Transmutation of elements
You wake up one morning and discover you have Professor X level telepathy. What do you do with the power?
- Reveal your powers to and join a government as a secret agent, investigating foreign powers bent on your nation's overthrow.
- Reveal your powers to and join a domestic police agency (national, state, or local) investigating home-grown criminals.
- Keep the power secret and use it to amass a vast fortune through legal gambling where your mind-reading abilities give you an edge, and use that fortune to promote your own agenda.
- Keep the power secret and use it to amass political power to advance your own agenda.
- Keep the power secret and don a costume to fight crime as a masked adventurer.
You have the chance to "flip" a villain to be a hero. But that character's arch nemesis will also "flip" from good to evil. Which duo do you swap?
- Superman & Lex Luthor
- Batman & Joker
- Reed Richards & Dr. Doom
- Thor & Loki
- Professor Xavier & Magneto
- Daredevil & Bullseye
You get to bring one character to life in the real world, but you must also bring along his or her five greatest enemies. Whom do you choose?
- Superman
- Batman
- Spider-Man
- Wolverine
- Flash
You're forced to live the remainder of your life in one fictional world. Which do you choose?
- The DC Universe
- The Marvel Universe
- The Star Trek: Next Generation Universe
- The Battlestar Galactica Universe (current series)
- The Harry Potter Universe
- The Lord of the Rings Universe
- The Halo Universe
- World of Warcraft Universe
- The Star Wars Universe
- The Wheel of Time Universe
Which patriotic character design do you like best?
- Greenpeace
- Manadian
- Capitan de Libertad
- Melisa Flag
- Dauntless
- Steel Patriot
- Candace Mountain
- Condottiero
- Super Fly All-American Guy
- Brittanica
You get to choose one set of powers (and their associated drawbacks) for your child to have. Whose do you choose
- Human Torch
- Flash
- Professor Xavier
- Spiderman
- Superman
- Light1
- Aquaman1
- Storm1
- ninjaman1
- Kira1
- Wolverine1
- the thing1
- Batman1
- silver surfer1
- Jean Grey1
What situation would you rather find yourself in?
- You're Superman on a red-sun planet.
- You're Professor Xavier on a planet where no one's mind can be read and there are no mutants.
- You're Batman on a crime-free planet.
- You're Iron Man on a planet where money doesn't matter.
- You're Wonder Woman on a planet where men do not exist, just Amazons.
To save the Earth, one evil mastermind must be made global emperor with absolute power. Who do you choose?
- Apocalypse
- Brainiac
- Darkseid
- Dr. Doom
- Gorilla Grodd
- Ironmonger
- Kingpin
- Lex Luthor
- Magneto
- Ra's al Ghul
- venom1
- jade1
- The Red Skull1
- skeletor1
- The Joker1
- red repper1
- triple-h1
- deathstroke1
- the doobie brothers1
- Loki1
Let's say you're male (what are the odds if you're here reading this, right?!) and you're forced to become a female superhuman. Who do you choose to become?
- Elektra
- Invisible Woman
- Jean Grey
- Mystique
- Rogue
- Scarlet Witch
- She-Hulk
- Starfire
- Wonder Woman
- Xena
You get all the powers of one person, but you can only use each power once. Ever. Whose powers would you want?
- Deadman
- Hulk
- Jean Grey
- Martian Manhunter
- Spiderman
- Superman
- Thor
- Wolverine
Should the Monday Mashup come back?
- Yes
- No
Which super power would you NOT want to have?
- Immortality
- Precognition (ability to see the future)
- Super strength
- Telepathy
- Time travel
Choose a random element to incorporate into the story in some way (note that you can add a new choice if you like -- keep it clean!):
- Eight-tentacled space kraken
- Exploding beer truck
- Forgotten wallet
- Ninja cheerleaders
- Rhinoceros stampede
- Subpoena served
- A busful of tourists1
- Giant robot1
- The Grim Reaper/Death1
- Multiplying aliens1
- Terrible Blood Death Monster with powers of Nature and Animals1
Choose one of the following potential plots for the adventure:
- Alien invasion
- Fraternity initiation gone wrong
- Hero on a date
- Natural catastrophe
- Origin story
- Super-team tryouts
- Slugfest (senseless, random, violent fight)
- Villain(s) threatens innocent civilians
- Villain(s) are robbing a bank
- Villain(s) have set a trap for the hero
Choose one of the following potential settings for the adventure to take place in (note that you can add a new choice if you like -- be responsible!)
- Another planet
- Atlantis
- Haunted dungeon
- Major Earth city
- Outer space
- Rural America
- Skyscraper construction yard
- Underground
- Future Earth1
- 1950's London1
- The Discworld1
- danger in alps1
- Savage Land1
Which character should be the main protagonist of the Comic Book Improv?
- Atomic Bazooka
- Banorjack
- Cybarbarian
- Foxx & Pound
- Slash
- "Stonewall" Jaxon, PI
Ten enter, one leaves in the super-powers Mega Death Cage Match. Whose powers would you rather have when matched against the others on the list?
- Batman
- Captain America
- Deathstroke the Terminator
- Dr. Doom
- Iron Man
- Lobo
- The Thing
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
- Ultra Boy
If you lived in their fictional world, who would you rather have as a father, assuming you would NOT inherit any of their super-powers?
- Batman
- Captain America
- Doctor Doom
- Iron Man
- Lex Luthor
- Magneto
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Thor
- Wolverine
You're spending one day in Vegas and get to take along one set of super-powers for the duration of the trip. Whose powers would you rather have?
- Flash
- Longshot
- Magneto
- Plastic Man
- Professor Xavier
- Superman
You get to decide who gets the mission to hunt down Osama bin Laden. Who do you choose?
- Batman
- Captain America
- Iron Man
- Lobo
- Punisher
- Thor
- Wolverine
Given the choice, would you rather be an incredibly successful super-hero, or super-villain?
- Super-hero
- Super-villain
Your loved one has been murdered. Who would you rather have tracking down the killers?
- Batman
- Superman
- Iron Man
- Spider-Man
- Black Canary
- Punisher
What would you be willing to give up in order to gain Superman-level strength?
- Sight
- Hearing
- Ten years off the end of your life
- Ban all contact with family and friends forever
- None of the above
You find yourself still alive after the collapse of civilization due to nuclear war. Whose powers would you rather have to help you survive and rebuild?
- Batman
- Dr. Strange
- Firestorm
- Flash
- Hulk
- Professor Xavier
- Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic)
- Spider-Man
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
You're offered a once-in-a-lifetime chance to become the sidekick for any super-hero you like, complementary powers and all. Who do you choose?
- Batman
- Hitman
- Iron Man
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
You get to defeat one DC character (besides Superman, that's too easy!) to cement your fame forever. Who do you choose as your target?
- Batman
- Captain Marvel (Shazam)
- Darkseid
- Doomsday
- Flash
- Green Lantern
- Joker
- Lex Luthor
- Lobo
- Mon-El
You get to defeat one Marvel character to cement your fame forever. Who do you choose as your target?
- Captain America
- Doctor Doom
- Hulk
- Iron Man
- Magneto
- Spawn
- Spider-Man
- Thor
- Venom
- Wolverine
What "Urban Superpower" would you most like to have?
- Lucky Hunter: The best parking spot is always somehow available for you.
- Mental Markdown: Can make the cashier ring up one item at each checkout for half price.
- Stealth Speed: Invulnerable to speeding tickets.
- Super Scent: Always smell good, no matter what.
- Power Opening: Always say the right thing when introducing yourself to a potential date.
- Alconaut: Alcohol has no effect on you whatsoever.
- Computer Chameleon: No matter where you surf at work, IT thinks you're doing something work related.
- Anti-Jammer: Traffic jams cannot hold you -- you always end up taking the fastest way to your destination.
- Findinator: You get whatever you're looking for from your purse on the first try, no rummaging.
- The Closer: Can end any meeting immediately with no repercussions.
What's the coolest part of the "Iron Man" movie?
- Using the palm repulsor beams to stabilize and direct flight.
- The first gray armor.
- That Jarvis is now a computer AI.
- Robert Downy Jr. in general -- just perfect.
- The surprise after-credit guest appearance and teaser.
- The fighter-jet combat sequence.
- The big fight between Iron Man and Ironmonger.
What kind of super powers would you rather have?
- Accidental (like Spider-Man, bitten by a radioactive spider, or The Hulk, blasted by gamma rays)
- Alien (like Superman or the Marian Manhunter)
- Genetic (a mutant like the X-Men)
- Normal human with superior training (like Batman or Green Arrow)
- Supernatural (magic-wielding like Dr. Strange or a god like Thor)
- Tech-based (like Iron Man with his armor)
You have the power to bring one super hero to life in the real world for one 24 hour period. Who do you choose?
- Batman
- Captain America
- Green Lantern
- Hulk
- Phoenix
- Professor Xavier
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Wolverine
- Wonder Woman
What crossover matchup would you most like to see?
- Superman vs. Thor
- Batman vs. Spider-Man
- Spawn vs. Venom
- Jean Grey (Phoenix) vs. Wonder Woman
- Mary Marvel vs. Supergirl
You're surrounded by the enemy and must flee. Whose "escape" power would you rather have?
- Flash's super-speed
- Sue Storm's invisibility
- Nightcrawler's BAMF short-distance teleportation
- J'onn J'onzz's shape shifting
What super-powered individual would you most like to get to be for one day and one day only, with no way any actions taken could be tied to you?
- Bane
- Batman
- Dr. Doom
- Magneto
- The Punisher
- Spawn
- Spider-Man
- Superman
- Venom
- Wolverine
Which initiative should Jeff work on next?
- Multiple Mini-HeroMachines
- More 2.x Expansion Items
- Planet HeroMachine site where you can share your creations
Who is the hottest sci-fi character?
- Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager)
- Number Six (Battlestar Galactica)
- Princess Leia, Jabba Bikini Edition (Star Wars)
- Trinity (The Matrix)
Mr. Mxyzptlk offers you a deal -- you get one and only one of Superman's powers. Which do you choose?
- Invulnerability
- Super strength
- Super speed
- Heat vision
- Flight
- X-Ray vision
- Super intelligence
Who would you like to see star in a "Wonder Woman" movie?
- Jaimie Alexander ("KyleXY")
- Morena Baccarin ("Firefly")
- Jessica Biel ("7th Heaven")
- Olivia Munn (G4TV's "Attack of the Show")
- Teresa Palmer ("Bedtime Stories", "December Boys")
- Charlize Theron ("Monster")
Who is the hottest super-heroine?
- Batgirl
- Black Widow
- Buffy
- Elektra
- Power Girl
- Starfire
- Stripperella
- Supergirl
- Wonder Woman
- Xena
Who was the lamest team member?
- Wonderdog (Super Friends)
- Gleep the space monkey (Super Friends)
- Godzooky, Godzilla's nephew (The Godzilla Power Hour)
- Aquaman (Justice League)
Worst. Super-Hero. Movie. Ever.
- Batman & Robin (1997)
- Daredevil (2003)
- Superman III (1983)
- Catwoman (2004)
Which currently unrepresented hero would you most want to see in their own major Hollywood movie?
- The Flash
- Green Lantern
- Wonder Woman
- Captain America
If you were surrounded by super-villains, what weapon would you rather have and be able to use?
- Thor's hammer
- Iron Man's repulsor beams
- Spider-Man's web shooters
- Green Lantern's power ring
- Wolverine's claws
What is your ultimate dream job in the comics industry?
- Inker
- Penciller
- Writer
- Guy who puts the motion-plotting white markers on Angelina Jolie for "Beowulf"
If you could have only one super power, what would you choose?
- Super strength
- Super speed
- Invulnerability
- Teleportation
- Invisibility
- Flight
- Telepathy (speaking mind to mind)
- Telekinesis (moving objects with your mind)
- Precognition (seeing the future)
- Pyrokinesis (blowing things up with your mind)
Which version of Spider-Man is the BEST?
- Original Stan Lee / Steve Ditko Spider-Man (1960's - present)
- Ultimate Spider-Man (2000 - present)
- Sam Raimi's Movie Spider-Man (2002)
- Marvel Zombie Spider-Man (2005)
Which publisher puts out better comics?
- Marvel
- DC
- Dark Horse
- Image
Which character should win the Free Portrait Contest?
- Pepper Pot
- Groundpounder
- Mideios
- Mejas
- Marinae
What is your primary use for HeroMachine?
- Just for fun.
- Visuals for a role-playing game.
- Fleshing out characters for a writing project.
- Keeping my kids busy.
What should Batman's utility belt include in the next movie?
- Bataskates - pop-out roller skates
- Batclapper - for finding his keys when the lights are out
- Batflac - Extra duck-sponsored insurance for when he gets hurt on the job
- Jessica Alba
Whose costume is cooler?
- Captain America
- Spider-Man
- Batman
- Superman
If allowed, would you want to make your own HeroMachine items for people to use?
- Yes
- No
What would you want to see us work on next for HeroMachine?
- More expansion items.
- A new body style, like a flying guy.
- New features like scaling and rotating items.
- Completely new and different versions, like a Pinup Edition featuring (un)dressable models or cars, that sort of thing.











