You can win your very own custom illustration (like this, or this) simply by exercising your wit and humor! In the comments below, enter dialog that should appear for the characters. Keep it suitable for prime time television, make it funny, and just win, baby!
As an example:
Rollerskater1: Yes, I am wearing a disco skating outfit and carrying a purse. Thanks for the directions and …
Rollerskater2: … here’s your tip. Don’t “blow” it all in one place, heh!
Shoe Shine Skater: Thanks!
Good luck everyone!
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The winner of Caption Contest 3 is … Leihaha, with a fashion-dominista GL! Leihaha will now get a free custom black and white illustration (within reason), for this witty dialog:
Well done, and many thanks for all the entrants. Caption Contest 4 will be up momentarily if you want a chance to win your very own professional illustration, so sharpen those funny bones.
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I’m starting a new feature here on the HeroMachine Blog — a daily Random Panel culled from the pages of the Great Random Comics Horde. I’ll be offering them up with no further explanations, for that perfect amount of mind-spraining Zen you’ve come to expect from me. I hope you enjoy them!
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This week’s “Random Monday Mashup”, wherein I take one (and only one) panel from ten randomly chosen comic books to try and make a story, features the adventures of Baja Wally, sex-ed teacher from the future. Plus roller skaters!
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