… while calmly discussing what the situation does or does not call for …

… while asking a polite question after getting your jaw accidentally unhinged …

… while getting so frustrated watching two pilots shout everyday dialog at each other that your eyes explode into lightning bolts (I’m speaking from personal experience here) …

… while either piloting or co-piloting with your eyes closed and sitting in a chair made of squared-off cement …

… while getting groped by a stranger when you’re a grandmother and poking him back with a Finger of Outrage …

… while whispering for the love of Pete …

… or just while using incredibly exaggerated gestures to show some doofus what this mysterious thing called a “bow” is.

I’m pretty sure I know now why he’s The Butcher — that’s the only way he could come up with to shut everyone the hell up and get some sleep.

If you want to win your very own professional custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), get on over to “Caption Contest 10: A Hell of a Challenge” now and submit your entry!

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Batman’s glare seems to be saying “Yes, I’m being called a fruit right here on this box, and because I have been given nipple armor (not shown), I am powerless to react. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. And Robin, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, get your left hand away from there!”

For instance:

Top Balloon: Note to self:
Bottom Balloon: Next time you go to Hell (literally), remember to bring your own toilet paper.

The rules are: 1) No more than three entries per person; 2) Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing); 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!

Many thanks to everyone who entered, I think this was probably the most challenging one to come up with something creative for so far. I think it was the mention of “Scrabble” that did it for me, I love that game. Other honorable mentions include:

Panel 1: “Legs”, what is this supposed to mean?!
Panel 2: The dog wanted to let you know that Angelina Jolie is behind you, but there was only so much room on the paper.

First Balloon: “Sweet suffering sherbert slices of sick psychopaths!!! Is that what I think it is?!”
Second Balloon: Yes! what Duke is holding IS the secret ingredient to my world famous baked beans! LEGS! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

1: hey look spots found the wining lotto ticket !
2: Sqweeeeeeeee !!! we can buy faces now!

Keep an eye out for the next caption contest, and your chance to win your very own custom black and white illustration!