Category Archives: Movies

Screen Spotlight: The Justice League Movie- How Would It Work?

Considering some of the announcements that have been made in the last day or so, I think that now would be a good time to have a look at what DC need to do if they want to ever get their biggest and best team onto the screen.

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What Were They Thinking ♯1- The Gungan Menace

A new bi-weekly topic I’m trying out now. Here we’ll have a look at some of the weirder, unpopular or down right stupid decisions made by people in the industry who should have known better. And to kick us off, we’ll look at a nerd-rage classic.

Now, there are some good bits in Star Wars Episode 1. Liam Neeson, Ian McDiarmid’s acting, Darth Maul and the final fight. However, in many (most?) peoples eyes this isn’t enough to salvage a below par script, a slow story progression and a pointless Formula 1 style pod race sequence that went on ten minutes too long. However, most peoples ire is raised to its highest by the focus of this week’s column.

Yup, he’sa here.

Let’s kick off by admitting that, as a kid, I loved Jar Jar. However, after a few years, I realised that, actually, he is reeeeeeaaaaalllllllly annoying. But that hits the nail on the head, George Lucas has been quoted as saying that Jar Jar was aimed squarely at the kids (and not only at your childhood). And it’s not like he didn’t have form on that front. He did the same thing with the Ewoks. Now, having been born a decade after Return Of the Jedi came out, I don’t know first hand what the reaction to the teddy-bears from Endor was at the time, but I know a few people who hate them as much as they do Jar Jar. But of course, Mr. Lucas doesn’t care about that either. To quote the man himself- “The movies are for children but they [the fans] don’t want to admit that… There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike.” Whilst he obviously hasn’t heard the phrase “the customer is always right”, it’s his franchise, he can do what ever he wants with it.

There is a bigger problem with Jar Jar though, he could be just a little bit racist. Allegations of such have been levelled at him since he appeared, comparing him to the 50’s blackfaces and a “laid back clown” stereotype of black Caribbean’s, especially Rastafarians. Whilst it has been denied strenuously, shurely George Lucas has more brains than that, to make a character aimed at children that is straight away associated with a highly negative stereotype? Either he really didn’t see how such a stereotype could be read into one of his characters, or he was so engrossed in the rise of the nazi party analogy he was sub-scripting into the film, he completely didn’t notice.

Though it may be stupid to attribute the massive nerd-rage around Disney buying Star Wars to just one character, the perceived threat of more Jar Jar like characters is certainly one factor. Luckily, due to his diminishing screen time throughout the prequels, and the fact the new movies are set after the originals, means it is unlikely he will return, it is a rumour that has been circulating, Ahmed Best (the actor behind the orange) has been vocal in his support for the sequels. But you know the best bit. Robert Pattinson has expressed interest in playing the character. There just wouldn’t be enough vomit in the world.

Monday Night Movie Club #2 “X-Men Movies” Reviews

So here we go, post your 200 words or less movie reviews for any of the X-Men movies. For next week’s movie review the topic is “Blade”, so have fun and I’m looking forward to reading the reviews.

Monday Night Movie Club #1 “Batman Movies” Reviews

Some how I forgot to post the Movie Club last week. So here we go, post your 200 words or less movie reviews for any of the Batman movies. Live action or Cartoon movies. Have fun and I’m looking forward to reading the reviews. Next weeks movies will be “X-Man”, any or all of them. I highlighted movies because it will let us have the T.V. shows( 30 minutes or less) for another movie night.

Monday Night Movie Club #1 “Batman Movies”

Today I am starting a Movie club. I’ll post a movie category and it is up to you to watch one or more movies from it during the week. When I post the next week’s post you will be able to post your reviews of the movies that you watched. So no reviews under today’s post, but you can make movie category suggestions this week. There is a limit of 200 words(max) per review, this should keep them short enough. If you think you need spoiler alerts you can use them. I think this will be fun and it will also give everyone more insight as to what movies to try and watch.

New Barbario Game Trailer movie

Barbario is in another of those cool live-action Game Trailer movies, check it out!

“Hobbit” review

Thanks to my awesome full time employer, I got to see an ever-so-slightly advance copy of “The Hobbit” today. Plus I got a free glass of wine AND a free pizza AND a free peanut butter milkshake! Blogging retirement is AWESOME!

Anyway, here’s my very quick review: It was good!

Here’s my marginally longer review:

A little slow here and there, but it definitely held my interest. There are some fun set pieces with great fights, the portrayal of the Riddle Game is very good, and the story moves along well enough that I didn’t feel cheated like I thought I would when I heard they were stretching it into three movies.

Having said that, I always felt like part of the charm of the Hobbit was that it was a small story that didn’t bother us with all of the Big Goings On of the power players in Middle Earth. This version chucks a fair bit of that in favor of bringing in all the backstory with the battle against the Necromancer that Tolkien largely left out of the original narrative. I’m not sure I agree with that decision, but since it was made and this is the story Jackson chooses to tell, I do think he tells it well.

I’d give it a definite thumbs-up!

Iron Man 3 Armors

I’ll put the images after the jump for those who don’t want to have the look of the new movie spoiled, but “Iron Man 3” stills have emerged showing the film’s new armor. I’m curious what you all think about the design changes.

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Barbario in "De-Pixelated – Borderlands"

Our very own Barbario is in another game-inspired video! Check him out, it’s pretty cool:

Dark Knight Risen

I got to see a special early screening of “The Dark Knight Rises” today. And let me tell you, watching a Chris Nolan Batman movie while having access to free booze is a pretty heady experience.

The short version is, it’s an excellent conclusion to the trilogy (assuming it’s in fact an ending), full of the gritty, character-driven fisticuffs and high-tech Bondian toys we’ve come to expect from the franchise. I’d give it a solid B+ or A-, not as triumphant an artistic achievement as the Heath Ledger edition but still excellent.

I don’t want to spoil it with any details, so I’ll just leave it at that. It’s a good, solid, entertaining Hollywood action movie starring Batman. You should go see it! (As if you weren’t going to anyway, ha!)