HeroMachine Comics Blog » Daily Random Panel http://www.heromachine.com Comics and RPG fun, plus the latest on the world's premier character portrait creator. Thu, 24 May 2012 15:33:08 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 This one time, in band camp … http://www.heromachine.com/2012/05/24/i-hate-it-when-that-happens-2/ http://www.heromachine.com/2012/05/24/i-hate-it-when-that-happens-2/#comments Thu, 24 May 2012 12:04:19 +0000 Jeff Hebert http://www.heromachine.com/?p=18340 post thumbnail

(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 1, 1941.)

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(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 1, 1941.)

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(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 1, 1941.)

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Thanks to everyone who shared their humor with us in Caption Contest 122! I picked out a dew of my favorite lines of replacement dialog for this comics panel:

  • RobM: “I hate rhythmic gymnastics.”
  • SongBird: Eat BLAM, Jazz Hands!
  • TOOL: Simon says DIE!
  • alphaalpharomeo: no, you don’t move like Jagger
  • Dr. Shrinker: Did somebody say, “BLAM?!?”
  • E350: Three shots in, five shots out. I love this gun.
  • Myro:
    “No, you’re not in the Matrix. I’ll prove it.”
    “Uh, Dave’s not here, man.”

And the winner is … E350!

A lot of folks used the odd shot count (3 blams in, 4 blams out, yet 6 bullets exiting … so I guess the math on the winning entry being off sort of makes sense), but I thought this one was phrased the best.

Congratulations, and thanks again to all who entered!

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(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 1, 1941.)

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(From “Target Comics” volume 2, number 1, 1941.)

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(This one’s a stretch, I admit. But I bet Sanders is a Colonel, and he’s probably chicken. From “Target Comics” number 12, 1941.)

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(From “Let’s Talk About Trade Agreements Then Beat Up CGI Robots Comics” … no, wait, “Target Comics” number 12, 1941.)

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(From “Target Comics” number 12, 1941.)

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(From “Target Comics” number 11, 1940.)

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