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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #54: Results

Last Week I asked you all to give me you best dialogue for this image:

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and the top five are:

Herr D

Guys? I can break this streetlight without hitting it . . .

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Herr D

Oh, good; I thought my Spidey sense wasn’t working . . .

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Sabrina
My what a big chin you have, my dear! And don’t tell me it’s all the better to smash me with.
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Skoul 
Shut up! I’m the one who talks to the viewers!
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redligerwing59
Listen! calm down its Betty Brant I’m trying to hook up with not Betty Ross.
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And the winner is ……………………………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #54

once again we find it is time for a new Caption Contest! This weeks image that you need to dialogue for me is as follows:

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The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday December 9th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #53

Greeting boys and girls, it is once again time for our weekly caption contest! This week I ask of all of you to look at the following image and give me your best funny replacement dialogue for it:

Cobra 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday December 2nd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #52: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me the best dailogue you could come up with for this image:

CaptCaveman 1

and the top five entries are:

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EnderX

If elected, me throw party!

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punkjay

Me new spokesman for Rogaine!
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redligerwing59
.LOOK! Up in the sky. Its a bird, its a plane, its a pterodactyl, ITS LUNCH.
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Skoul 
Call me a furry peanut one more time! I dare you!
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Herr D
Bang, bang; this is a stickup!
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And the winner is …………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #52

Greetings fellow machiners, as you can see it is once again caption contest time. This week I want your best dialogue for the following image:

CaptCaveman 1

(Hint: be original, as CAPTAIN CAVEMAN!!! is not very likely to win this one! )

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 25th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #51: Results

Last week I asked you all for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

DP 1

and the top five entries as judge by me are:

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Herr D
 It’s the Walking Deadpools! Let me peel off this mask to better bite you with.
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Tuldabar 
Hey! Anybody want to reenact the upside-down Spiderman kiss with me? Anyone? No? Oh come on! That’s a classic!!
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punkjay
Look at what that hack leifeld did to my face!!!!
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Phatchick
…Which is why I recommend UltraWhite toothpaste, for that super smile!
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Bearfoot 
“What do you mean “Why so serious?” has been done before!”
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and the winner is  ………………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #51

Your challenge this week ladies and gentlemen is you give your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

DP 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 18th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #50 : Results

Last week I asked for you best dialogue for the following image:

Donnie 1

Of the entries received these are the top five as judged by me:

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JR19759
You know, you’re not exactly what I envisioned when I ordered a strip-o-gram.
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Herr D
If that’s a hare in your pocket, I’ve already won the race!
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redligerwing59
I cant remember is it side to side or turtlewax on turtlewax off?.
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Viper
Ever seen a turtle pole da- err vault? Pole vault?
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Skybandit
I use this to scratch itches under my shell!
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And the Winner is …………………………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #50

Hello boys and girls! Do you know what time it is ? That’s right, it is CAPTION CONTEST TIME!!! Your challenge this week is the following image:

Donnie 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 11th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #49: Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

Moo 1

and here are the top five entries as judged by yours truly:

JR19759 
Don’t have a cow man.
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keric 
I am the Holy cow that Robin spoke of!
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Skoul 
Behold, the caped Moo-sader!
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leonides11
What do you call a cow in a disguise? Camooflauged!
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Sabrina
Wait, are you a FEMALE comic book character who doesn’t wear revealing clothing? This place is weird.
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And the winner is ………………………………………………………

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