Category Archives: Caption Challenges

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #21 – Results

Last week on Kaldath’s Caption Challenge #21 I asked you to give me your best replacement Dialogue for this image:

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There was a lot of interest in this weeks contest and a lot of great entires, but I as always I need to pick out the 5 that for me stood out above the rest, and then name a winner so lets get to it!

My Top Five 

Calvary_Red: “Don’t worry, Batsy, this is just the sedative.”

Frankie: “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Splatman, Splatman.”

hawk007: I warned him! I told him to lose my number!

 HammerKnight: “Next time leave a tip.”

KatmirStone: “Trust me, this beats electroshock therapy, Bat-hunk!”

 

And your winner is ………………………………

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #21

One more it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Monday February 17th.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #20

Here I am once more, Captions from you I implore

This week  it is for this image that from you will I seek

The posting of your entries on the blog your best replacement dialogue

A catch Etrigan he does bring, an extra challenge, and here’s the thing

For this week and just this one time, ALL your entries must be in Rhyme! 

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The Rules:

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Monday February 3rd.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image.  This week I have added ONE EXTRA rule. A bit of a challenge for everyone. I want to see all the entries for this contest be written in Rhyme in honor of this imaging being about the Demon Etrigan!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #19 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialog for this image:

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and here are my top five:

Marx
Red Tornado: …Next, the first loop goes under the second, then you pull them tight.
Girl: I really should have learned to do this myself years ago.

Skybandit
Red Tornado: “Measurements say eight foot nine.”
Too Tall Lass: “And I suck at basketball!”
Mad Jack
He: You have beautiful eyes.
She: Eyes up here! I know you’re a robot build to act like a man, but you really overact!

Worf
Red Tornado: Do you think I’m going bald?
Girl: No! Your hair is the same as it’s always been.

Wayne
“It’s been three hours. Can we stop now? My head is killing me.”
“Ugh. You complain WAY more that my last djembe! That’s the last time I buy a drum on Craigslist.”

 

The winner is ……………………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #19

I am sorry for the delay this week however it is now once again it is time for you too turn your creative focus to a new Caption Contest. This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Wednesday January 22th.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #18 – WInner

Last Week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialog for this picture:

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And here is my top five:

HammerKnight

”Holly crap, did I really get that drunk last night.”

One should never drink so much on New Years, you might wake up wondering what you did with the Goblin at the party.

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Wayne

“Oh PLEASE let this new guy be less weird than my LAST blind date.”

He was.

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Herr D

“I’ll be stuck here, FOREVER!” She knew no one would ever break her out of the tower, to be her Sir Shrek, and fix her hideous enchantment . . .

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Stevedore

“Oh, God, here we go again. Didn’t he take the hint from my last text?!”
- Desperate for a date, the Green Goblin swoops down with yet another chocolate-filled pumpkin for a disinterested Gwen.

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Stevedore

“Green scaly purple man… green scaly purple man…”
– Despite her best hand gestures, Ms. Stacy could not achieve a Vulcan mind meld!

And the Winner is ………………….

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #18

Once again it is time for you tu turn your creative focus to a new Caption Contest. This week I want you to come up with your best replacment dialog for the following image:

 

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Tuesday January 7th. Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

EDIT: Just to be clear, for your entry to count I need you to give dialog for both the thought Bubble and the Yellow caption box.

No Kaldath’s Caption and Character Challenge Posts

Tomorrow I will be announcing the winners of last week’s Character redesign  challenge, but due to the holidays I will not be posting a new challenge or a caption contest this week, they will both be back next week however. So Happy Holidays and a Very Merry Christmas to you all!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #17 – Winners

Last week I asked you to caption the following image:

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There were many fine entries and these are my top five:

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Skybandit:

The Vision can only get called “Mr. Roboto” and “Astro Boy” so many times before it begins to take its emotional toll!

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Stevedore:

After hours of interfacing directly with their servers, the Vision still couldn’t access heathcare.gov.

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Herr D:

. . . . and, realizing his 11th costume redesign wasn’t cool EITHER, he began thinking of all the HM3 artists he’d snubbed

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Timedrop23:

Vision can’t believe he sat through the end credits of The Avengers just to see them all sitting around drinking beer.

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CantDraw:

The tightness of his corset was too much for The Vision.

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And our winner is …………………………………………..

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #17

Caption Contest time once again and this week your challenge is this image here:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Tuesday December 17th. Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!