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Kaldath's Caption Contest #38

Ladies and Gentlemen it is caption contest time once again and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image from the Marvel Mangaverse:

Mangaverse 1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 12th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #37 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

GG1

 

And my top five from those submitted are as follows:

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KatmirStone

[Star-Lord] “I-I-I, I’m hooked on a feelin’! High on believin’… that you’re in love with meee!”

[Rocket] “Five space bucks says she slaps him.”

[Groot] “Ten she sings along.”

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gemmashine12

Star-Lord: “You’re so beautiful, like fertilized grass.”
Rocket: “He leaned in closer, and-”
Groot: “Wait. Is this a kissing book?”
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skybandit

Star Lord: Natasha, we must kill twig and squirrel, mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Rocky: I miss Bullwinkle.
Groot: Twig?

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Calvary_Red
Star-Lord: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “I am Groot.”
Groot: “I am not amused.”
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CantDraw

Box 1 (Star-Lord?): Well, set my phaser to stun! You’re one hot Orion babe.

Raccoon: Geez! Doesn’t he know what movie he’s in? I think I need a dandelion break. What about you?

Groot: THBBFT!

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And the winner is ………………………….

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #37

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Machiners of all ages!!! I am here to once again bring you our weekly caption contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for all three word bubble for this image from the Guardians Of The Galaxy comic:

GG1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 5th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #36 – Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image of Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

And the top 5 entries as judged my me are:

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keithkanin

Wait, They chose WHO to play me in the movie?!

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JR19759

“So, can you explain the New 52 continuity to me again?”

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Linea24

“WORST. NIGHT. EVER.”

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Calvary_Red
 Oh, my head. Who am I again? Captain Something? No, I remember – I’m Shazam!
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and the winner is ……………………………………..

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #36

Ok boys and girls, strap on your thinking caps because it is time for another caption contest. This week I need your best dialogue for the worlds “Mightiest Mortal” Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 29th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #35 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

MoonKnight - Batman 1

And here are my top five entries:

Lionheart:

Potty emergency, I had bean-burritos for lunch!!!!!

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GuyGenesis: 

Stand aside Bat, a new moon shall brighten this dark knight!

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Frankie:

“Move aside…say, have you been working out?”

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gemmashine12 :

RUN AWAY! I mean…ahem…I’ll let you handle this one.

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Jawsabi 

That new Beach Barbie is mine. MINE I SAY!

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In the end there can be only one winner and that winner is ……………

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #35

Ladies and Gentlemen it is again time for our weekly caption contest and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for the following image of Moon Knight and Batman:

MoonKnight - Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 22nd.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #34 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best dialogue for this image from the Anime Series “Unbreakable Machine Doll”:

UMD 1

Here are the ones I consider the top five from the entries that were received:

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Herr D

Raishin: I thought you wanted to look nice today?

Yaya: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

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Wild Card

Raishin: Ok, your cooking isn’t that bad.

Yaya: Never call it dog food again!

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Wild Card

Raishin: I said I like your Cat

Yaya: Who are you calling FAT!!

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Hexadecimal 

Raishin: *GASP* .. All I said was “get a grip”!

Yaya: AND HOW’S THAT WORKING FOR YOU!?

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Frankie

Raishin: “Achk! I’m not..chklk! sure you’re..kkk! doing it right. K-k-k-chklk!”

Yaya: “Shut up! I’m an excellent masseuse!”

And your winner is …………..

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #34

It is again time for our weekly caption contest! This week I want your best dialogue for BOTH word bubbles for this image from the Anime Series “Unbreakable Machine Doll” :

UMD 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #33 – Results

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

Ranma 1

and here are the five entries I thought were the best!

JR19759

That’s what you get for looking at my melons.

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Herr D
I don’t think the ‘Fruit of the Loom’ guys need your help.
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Skybandit

I thought you’d use a karate chop, not a head-butt!

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Stulte

Yeah he’s got watermelon shoulders, what of it? You’ve got blue hair, who are you to judge?

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WillyPete

“It is not enough to just WEAR the Watermelon… You must BECOME the Watermelon!

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Drum roll please !!

and your winner is ………………………………………

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