Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63

After a little forgetfulness last week, it is once again time for our Bi-weekly Caption contest! This week I want your best Dialogue for the following image:

Superman 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday April 21st. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath

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19 Responses to Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63

  1. I guess with me around the buck DOES stop here!

  2. Oh deer, there appears to be uranium in my car.

  3. So the IRS said I owe them a few bucks so you are my first installment

  4. 1. Yes, Batman! Have you got any more lead-filled nature cutouts in your utility belt? We could use a few more.
    2. I’ve got to get this wildlife outta here–Peter Parker was one too many . . .
    3. No more glowing green water for YOU, Jimmy!

  5. 1. Not uranium, you dizzy deer, krypton. KRYPTON! If you want to be my sidekick, you need to learn the periodic table.

    2. Another one? Geez, how many test animals did Jor-El launch to Earth, anyway?

    3. They found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it, deer! IT’S THE LIBYANS!

  6. What? You told me to bring a few bucks for gas.

  7. 1) Snap a photo, Lois! I’ve just stopped the most dangerous reindeer game yet!
    2) Okay, Wonder Twins, let’s see if we can hit Apokolips from here!
    3) The park ranger won’t mind if I add you to my super zoo…

  8. 1. The games up Dr Deer! You’ll be spending your next half-life in jail.

  9. 2. Who’s up for a game of radioactive stag tag?

  10. I don’t usually kill animals, but I do when they scratch my sweet-ass ride.

  11. Oh, Dear!

  12. Superman: Die Lex Luthor! I have the ultimate weapon; KRYPTOMOOSE!!!!

  13. my other one is this; Superman: Oh deer, a radioactive animal! My uranium! MINE! WAAAAAH!

  14. Okay, I’ve got radioactive material and an animal, now all I need is some sucker that I can test my “marvelous” theory on.

    Say, Jim-mmmmmy … ???

  15. It’s simple; I’ll just dip this passing reindeer’s nose in this nearby supply of uranium, and Santa, I can guide your sleigh tonight.

  16. FastestFalcon

    Robin, get the forks and knives ready! We’ve got a juicy one!

  17. FastestFalcon

    W-what?! No, Robin, I wasn’t sniffing Uranium again… it was, uh,… this deer! Yes! This deer was sniffing the Uranium! Not me! I promise!

  18. Hey Lois! I found your lawn ornament. I just followed the glow.

  19. “This is how we roll in gay city.”

    “Lois!!! This isn’t what it looks like!”

    “This is exactly what it looks like.”