Caption Contest 124 Winners

We had a TON of great entries for Caption Contest 124, which challenged you to come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel:

And your Finalists are:

  • Joshua: “The Estate of Gene Kelley has not authorized this!”
  • Joshua: “Hey Terry, check out this new talcum-powder dispenser!”
  • Wil: “I’ve always wanted to see a blood bath”
  • Kaito94: “It’s a G Major! A G Major! GET IT RIGHT!”
  • Skybandit: You’re screaming in your pain, just screaming…
  • Skybandit: Your stage name sucks, Lightheartedly!
  • BenK22: What a glorious feeling, I’m happy again.
  • Joel: “I’m saying hello to your little friend.”
  • dblade: “It’s a shower, Terry! A shower! You are not singing in the freakin rain!”
  • Jack: “My Pitch-Perfection-Pistol-9000 is useless! And Terry’s recital is tomorrow!”
  • thor1066: This is the LAST time I’m gonna tell you the curtain goes INSIDE the tub!
  • Sutter_Kaine: If it helps, think of the gun as a metaphor.
  • Wulf: “What a glorious feeling to murder again!”
  • Bael: Now let’s try that as a castrato, Terry!
  • Joseph Zumchak: “Now thats what I call a silencer!”

Those are all really funny, and such variety! I wouldn't have thought of the gun as dispensing talcum powder instead of a puff of smoke, for instance. And Jack's Pitch-Perfection-Pistol was very clever. I also liked that so many were able to work with the lyrics of the song, which is from one of my all-time favorite musicals.

Ultimately, though, as the winner I've decided to go with thor1066:

Because I've lived with roommates before, and I felt like stalking them with steel-jacketed death in my hand on many occasions.

Congratulations to thor1066 and to all of our Finalists!