Slayer vs. Player. Who wins?

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer met Edward The Vampire from "Twilight"?

I'll keep this short and sweet: Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.

I would pay cash money to see Buffy kick this pale-skinned glitter-ridden hipster's ass. You?

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(Image via the very talented Joe Eisma.)