(From “The Green Mask” number 10, 1944.)
Oh, you’re getting an epic game of “slapjack” this year alright. It’s even green to match the black and blue…
He’s making his list . .
He’s checking it twice . .
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice . .
Santa Claus is cooommiinnnggg to town . . . to beat you within an inch of your life, with his festive stick of doom.
I’ll never think of that song the same again.
Look out Santa, he’s got a blackjack!
“I broke their merry little thumbs and dropped them down the yuletide elevator shaft. Don’t make me do that to you too.”
This is his gift for abusive parents.
I didn’t know Santa Claus was gay.
Sings “The Night Santa Went Crazy, the Night Saint Nick Went Insane”
Why does the Green Mask always have a blue mask on?
I don’t like the sly grin on his face, like maybe he “want’s” Santa to whoop him.