META: Out of town

I’ll be headed out of town around noon today for a family wedding, back again late Sunday night. I’ve got some random panels and such scheduled for your entertainment and edification, but if I’m slow to respond to stuff that’s why. Don’t burn the place down while I’m gone.

17 Responses to META: Out of town

  1. -hides the matches- We won’t we promise :P

  2. Why’d you put the matches up so high in the cabinet, Ky? I was gonna be careful…ooh, knives!

  3. I think Jeff put them there before he left but i got a pack in my pocket if your interested

  4. Okay who got put in the oven?

  5. I think its mr Stanky the ecsremental we was going to cook him up for jeff for when he came home

  6. No gasoline?

  7. Should be in the shed out back. Do you think he’ll mind coming back to a burnt out shell of a home

  8. I cant promise anything *takes matches out his pocket*

  9. -smiles evily- eh who cares lets roast this place -looks to the oven- but who’s gonna cook Mr Stanky?

  10. William A. Peterson

    Hey, Kids! Did you know Purell Hand Sanitizer is over 60% Alcohol? Can you spell “Flammable”?
    I thought you could! :->

  11. I check the bathroom…

  12. Is everyone wearing gloves, remember figure prints, it’s not nice to leave nasty figure prints all over someones house. Besides, the cops will find them and know you did it.

  13. Ky2030 stop that, and get out of the bathroom. No matter how fast you rub that hand lotion together you can make a flame with that little stick.

  14. Everyone, remember to steal all his money and his TV, then burn the house down.

  15. Let me have his fridge!

  16. Ok raid the place, then burn it but who gets his comicbook collection? And HK is right where gloves