Comments on: Caption Contest 55: Badgering the witness http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/ Comics and RPG fun, plus the latest on the world's premier character portrait creator. Tue, 22 May 2012 21:46:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-20142 HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:22:49 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-20142 [...] A whole new set of items called “Head-Winners”, including caricatures of me (MartianBlue’s prize for winning Character Contest 6); Imp (Character Contest 15); and Hakoon (Caption Contest 55): [...]

[...] A whole new set of items called “Head-Winners”, including caricatures of me (MartianBlue’s prize for winning Character Contest 6); Imp (Character Contest 15); and Hakoon (Caption Contest 55): [...]

]]> By: HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11225 HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:09:09 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11225 [...] am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 55 is … [...]

[...] am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 55 is … [...]

]]> By: Steve http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11163 Steve Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:03:40 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11163 7. So online you said you looked like a mix of Carmen Electra and Gina Gershwin...but honestly...you look too old. 8. Ok, face it, we both lied about our appearances, but I thought you said you were a cougar! 9. (Variation of 8) Hey babe, I know we stretched the truth about our appearances a little bit, but at least I TOLD you that I was a filthy animal. 10. I want to father the demon spawn inside you! 7. So online you said you looked like a mix of Carmen Electra and Gina Gershwin…but honestly…you look too old.

8. Ok, face it, we both lied about our appearances, but I thought you said you were a cougar!

9. (Variation of 8) Hey babe, I know we stretched the truth about our appearances a little bit, but at least I TOLD you that I was a filthy animal.

10. I want to father the demon spawn inside you!

]]> By: almost insane http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11055 almost insane Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:56:03 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11055 Aunt May got quite a shock when she saw uncle bens reincarnation Aunt May got quite a shock when she saw uncle bens reincarnation

]]> By: TheNate http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11054 TheNate Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:32:29 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11054 You heard 50 Cent got shot nine times? I'm the bad-badger who did it. You heard 50 Cent got shot nine times? I’m the bad-badger who did it.

]]> By: D http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11042 D Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:20:40 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11042 6) (To paraphrase a line from Fiddler on the Roof) So? Am I so much to look at? The way you see, and the way I look, we're a perfect match! 6) (To paraphrase a line from Fiddler on the Roof)

So? Am I so much to look at? The way you see, and the way I look, we’re a perfect match!

]]> By: StrangezThingez http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11023 StrangezThingez Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:17:07 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11023 7) Ma'am, I'm paying you $30,000 so that I can touch you real good. Okay? 8) This is an offer you can't refuse! Has anyone come up to before to tell you that they're gonna give you children? 9) Sometimes meeting youngsters slows the juices... If you know what I mean. 10) Don't mean to be offensive, but you seriously need LifeAlert or no one will know when you croak. 11) I'm gonna take you on a ride tonight, baby! 7) Ma’am, I’m paying you $30,000 so that I can touch you real good. Okay?
8) This is an offer you can’t refuse! Has anyone come up to before to tell you that they’re gonna give you children?
9) Sometimes meeting youngsters slows the juices… If you know what I mean.
10) Don’t mean to be offensive, but you seriously need LifeAlert or no one will know when you croak.
11) I’m gonna take you on a ride tonight, baby!

]]> By: HalLoweEn JacK http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11017 HalLoweEn JacK Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:35:19 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11017 6, Look snow white, the dwarves are dead, SOMEONE has to wear the clothes! 6, Look snow white, the dwarves are dead, SOMEONE has to wear the clothes!

]]> By: HalLoweEn JacK http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11016 HalLoweEn JacK Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:34:20 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11016 5, ...Actually I'm a kind of Chimera. Body of a badger, brain of a human, and with you around, part of me resembles a horse! 5, …Actually I’m a kind of Chimera. Body of a badger, brain of a human, and with you around, part of me resembles a horse!

]]> By: HalLoweEn JacK http://www.heromachine.com/2009/04/14/caption-contest-55-badgering-the-witness/#comment-11015 HalLoweEn JacK Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:32:31 +0000 http://www.heromachine.com/?p=3056#comment-11015 4, I'm sorry to say, this doesn't look good. The Judge won't stop laughing when I object to prosecution badgering the witness. 4, I’m sorry to say, this doesn’t look good. The Judge won’t stop laughing when I object to prosecution badgering the witness.

]]>