Caption Contest 30: Monkeys and clowns

In honor of the upcoming US Presidential election, I present you with a Caption Contest featuring screaming chimpanzees and gun-wielding clowns. Enjoy!

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I look forward to the inspired submissions sure to come in on this one! The author of the best caption will receive a free custom black and white illustration by yours truly of whatever you like (within reason). The rules are:

  1. Keep it PG-13 rated, appropriate for a broadcast television show.
  2. No more than three entries per person.
  3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck, everyone!

43 Responses to Caption Contest 30: Monkeys and clowns

  1. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    ALL HAIL HEATH LEDGER!!!!

  2. Avatar Rob Rogers says:

    Coco! Chim Chim! Bobo! Get that Bozo!

  3. Avatar Rick says:

    Ready feces!

  4. Avatar Jeff Hebert says:

    Oh Rick, that one made me laugh out loud. The bar is set, contestants!

  5. Avatar nate says:

    “Hey! which one of you guys said you wanted your clownkabob prepared ‘rare?'”

  6. Avatar John D says:

    1.Cry Havoc! Let slip the Poops of War!

    2.Hey!! Free banana smoothies!

    3.Jumanji! (wait did I just say that?)

  7. Avatar jimmy says:

    I’M GOING TO GET HEATH LEDGER’S AUTOGRAPH!!!

  8. Avatar Manadian says:

    1. WHAT THE F*** ringmaster you said NO VIOLENCE IN THIS CIRC.!!!!!!!!

    2.FLING ON MY MARK…. 1……… 2………….

    3.OK BOYS either were in a REEEEEEAAAAAALY bad batman movie starring heath ledger as the joker or WERE F***ED!!!

  9. Avatar Neil Leslie says:

    And they said Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes” remake was lousy!

  10. Avatar Rick says:

    Thanks Jeff. Damn dirty apes!

  11. Avatar Ashton Thomas says:

    “We’re not serious, we swear!”

    “He has a hairdryer, everybody down!”

    “LEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKINS!!!” (It had to be done.)

  12. Avatar Level says:

    Mommy, Mommy, I want that one!

  13. Avatar DJ says:

    1.”HE IS FECKING HILLARIOUS!”

    2.”AS YOU SEE NOW THE PSYCHO CLOWN IS ARMED! MORE FROM NEWS 4P3 AFTER COMMERICALS!”

    3.”CARROT TOP IS NOT FUNNY”

  14. Avatar Jigglypuff says:

    Hail the wonderful King of psychotic clowns!

  15. Avatar Frankie says:

    “You mean all that stands in my way of buying my son a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll is a man in a clown suit?”

  16. Avatar Rick says:

    I love Watchmen!

  17. Avatar Rick says:

    Careful! Jedi mind tricks!

  18. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Planet of the Samurai Apes vs Killer Clowns of the Future? You people should get your money back!”

  19. Avatar Loki says:

    Noooo! IT WAS ERATH ALL ALONG YOU WERID CREEPY CLOWNS!

  20. Vengeance Vengeance says:

    WANG DANGGGOO
    We want Krusty!!!!
    Send in the Clowns.. Oh don’t bother there already here.

  21. Avatar Ian says:

    1. Clown with an erection! Run!

    2. LEEEAVE BRITNEY…I MEAN BOBO…ALOOOOOOOONE! BWAAAAAAH!

    3. Take him, men! I’ll, uh, direct you from the rear!

  22. Avatar Danny Beaty says:

    1. Surreal? I’d say so!
    2. And now for something completely different!
    3. That’s evolution?

  23. Avatar Patrick says:

    Wait! This ain’t McDonalds!

  24. Avatar DJ says:

    (if I could replace my number 2 with this cool. If not oh well.)

    2.WHO INVITED JOHN WAYNE GACY? WHO I SAY?!??!

  25. Avatar Niall Mor says:

    1. This is the weirdest Kurosawa movie ever!

    2. Maybe the all-monkey remake of “The Seven Samurai” wasn’t such a good idea!

  26. Avatar Kt says:

    It must be my birthday!!

  27. Avatar TheNate says:

    Bachelor Number One is an entertainer from Burbank, California. His hobbies include balloon animals, driving a small car filled with friends, and photography. Please give it up for bachelor Number One!

  28. Avatar TheNate says:

    It’s Bozo, arch-nemesis of King Bonzo!
    (That would have been funny in 1951.)

  29. Avatar jasper says:

    1. Cry slapstick and let loose the pies of war!

    2. Fifty bannas to the ape who gets him for my daughters birthday!

    3. Somebody throw a barrel at him allready!!!

  30. Avatar Bael says:

    C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever?

  31. Avatar dreamshell says:

    Clearly, Grant Morrison has finally gone too far!

  32. Avatar Frankie says:

    “Get your stinking paws on him. You damn, dirty apes!”

  33. Avatar EnderX says:

    1. Chimpanzer Brigade, Attack!
    2. OOOK!

  34. Kaldath Kaldath says:

    Quit clowning around before I go Ape on you!

  35. Avatar Kramer says:

    “Look, the new iPhones are here!”

  36. Avatar Fishpants says:

    1. Read the sign, you idiots. This is the Cirque du Soy Lab!
    2. Quick, get Bananakin Skywalker..it’s the attack of the clowns!
    3. He says there are 250 of them…and there’s a second car on the way!

  37. Avatar Kaiju says:

    1. I feel pretty! O so Pretty and happy and Gay!
    2. Why the heck am i going crosseyed when theres a clown with guns right behind me!?
    3. The British are coming the british are coming!

  38. Avatar pdf says:

    C’mon dirty monkeys, we’ll show him that poop is stronger than pies¡¡¡¡

  39. Avatar Whit says:

    Quit monkeying around, they’ve sent in the clowns!

  40. Avatar Cory says:

    1. KHAN!!!

    2. For Sparta!

    3. Hey everybody! The clowns got the last ticket for a Jim Lee autograph signing! GET HIM!! (not funny unless you were at Baltimore Comicon)

  41. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    1. Where’s my giraffe?
    2. Where there’s clowns there’s cake.
    3. Gallager’s gone crazy…er

  42. Avatar Ballin' Boy says:

    sorry, it’s spelt “Gallagher”