Maybe this is what comes OUT of a “Ring of Fire”?
I try not to be judgmental, but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that “crapping fire” is not a bona-fide super power:

At least the flaming feces are in handy pellet form, useful (presumably) for flinging at enemies. Although given the way Spidey is cringing in horror, I doubt that’s going to be happening any time soon.











July 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Oh, is that what that is? I thought he had a flaming something else between his legs.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Here is a fun contest. See how Spidey’s and flaming dude’s word balloons are cut off but you get a few words? Maybe it would be funny to make up the rest using the few visible words. Like the old match game!
Yeah, showin my age.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Who is taht anyways?
July 14th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Looks like an early version of Adam Warlock?
July 14th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I don’t know, Rick, it’s one panel from a digest-style synopsis of the Spider-Man story up to that point in time, so you only get one or two panels from significant issues as a very high-level recap. He’s standing in front of Doom or Super Skrull or some other Avengers villain, and he’s saying something about being “The Ultimate Avenger”. It could be Warlock, I suppose, but I didn’t get that impression, it seemed more like the other Avengers had been combined or something.
But it was just one panel, so I am not sure. I couldn’t find anything about it online, although to be honest I didn’t really look that hard.