Caption Contest 16: Holy flying vampire bats!
Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!
To recap, the rules are:
1. Keep it clean — submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
2. No more than three entries per person.
3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.
Good luck everyone!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:22 am
1) BEE!
2) HEY! Why did you pinch me!
3) Retractable claws! RETRACTABLE CLAWS!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Vampires still need parachuuuuuuuutes!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Daddy!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:47 am
1.Belly Flop!!!
2.I believe I can fly!
3.Get in my Belly!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I vote for Rick’s right here!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Feel the fury of Tae-Bo!
It’s not a purse it’s a courier bag!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
These are great, guys, very impressive! Keep up the good work, let’s get more good ones in here!
June 17th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Fool! You can’t hide your hair from me!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Leggo my Eggo!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Doomed Pixel wins….end of story.
June 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
1. HELP! MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!
2. OMG! You can shoot red ships from your eyes?
3. This is going to hurt!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
1 - Mr. T, I’m Gonna Eat You!
2 - I Love Bald Ones!
3 - Sorry For That Daddy!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Mail Call!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
I hope the airbags deploy!
June 17th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Leeeroyyyyy Jennnkinsss!
June 17th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
“What’s wit you mon, you fire a robot droid at a Jamaican vampire?”
June 17th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
“Ugh! I can’t see! Wear a toupee! Wear a toupee!”
June 17th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
“See? I flossed, just like you told me to.”
June 17th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
1.I should of never bet my wings!
2.So this is what falling 1000 feet feels like.
3.Batform activate!! Dang it didn’t work.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
1-Rude Boy! I ain’t Predator, mon!
2-FLAME ON!!! Wait a minute….
3-WORST JIMMY SNUKA IMPRESSION…ever!
June 17th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Fear my over-bite!
June 18th, 2008 at 12:24 am
I thought it was the door to the restroom!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:27 am
1. Oh crap I for got my parachuuuuuuuuuuute.
2. DADDY!
3. I am immortaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
June 18th, 2008 at 3:37 am
1- BIG HUG!
2- Bloody shatterproof glass
3- Fear the frills of my bag of DOOM!
June 18th, 2008 at 5:15 am
1. “Jumanji!!!”
2. “I said,’no extensions!’”
3. “The purse was a gift from my mother!”
June 18th, 2008 at 10:24 am
1. “RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!”
2. “HUG ME, YOU FOOL!
3. “na-nana nana-nananananananana… BATMAN!”
June 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I CALLED THE LAST DONUT!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
1. Cannon Balllll!
2. KAAAAAAHHHHHHN!
3. SPOOOOOON!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
MLS - you can never go wrong with a Kirk-ism…
June 18th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Fathers for justice!
June 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
“The Harlem Batman strikes again!”
June 18th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Body Slam
Here i come….To hug you
move over spider man
June 18th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Cocaine’s a hell of a drug!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Why yes, these are bugle boys I’m wearing.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
It’s called a satchel you bastard
June 18th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I feel pretty!
June 18th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Tag! You’re it!
June 19th, 2008 at 9:57 am
And I thought it tickled down there on a roller coaster!
June 19th, 2008 at 10:00 am
(in the spirit of heromachine itself…)
Panel: Rastafarian Pterodactyl Man Lives!
June 19th, 2008 at 11:14 am
give me an A, give me an N………
June 19th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Look Ma, No hands!
Rasta-pire Attack!
Look out below!
June 19th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
1) Hulk SMA… oh… wait…
2) COWABUNGA!
3) #$@!?*!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
It’s called a SATCHEL!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 8:50 am
JAZZ HANDS!!…
June 20th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Stupid Moreau!!! You forgot the wings!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I SAID I WAS NEVER IN THRILLER!!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
This is the last time I fly coach!!!!
June 21st, 2008 at 1:38 am
I feel my hidious, grotesque face is a nice contrast to my bulging, rippling body, you jerk!
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
1. Those aren’t spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers
2. Hey! I wanna talk to you about becoming a Jehovah’s Witness.
3. DOG PILE!!!!!!!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
REMEMBER ME?!
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:33 pm
1. I believe I can fly!
2. MY COOKIE!!!
3. Mommy always loved ME best!
June 24th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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July 30th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
It’s too late They are aware of our position. *GET DOWN Now!!!*