Caption Contest 16: Holy flying vampire bats!

Come up with the best caption for this random comic book panel and win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason)!

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To recap, the rules are:

1. Keep it clean — submissions should be appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom.
2. No more than three entries per person.
3. Leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!