Comments on: Caption Contest 12: Vegetarian revenge

By: Cameron Malcher

Cameron Malcher — Tue, 27 May 2008 05:38:09 +0000

First Panel:

Entry 1: “AUDREY! NOOOOO!”

Entry 2: “I told you Martha Setwart would get her revenge!”

Entry 3: “BRUCE! STOP EXPOSING EVERYTHING TO GAMMA RAYS!”

Second Panel

Entry 1:
Balloon 1: ..oh yeah! Well I’ll give you this entire load!
Balloon 2: ..whose premature NOW!

Entry 2:
Balloon 1: “Are YOU talking to ME? Are you TALKING to me?”
Balloon 2: “Whaddaya mean, ‘its been done’?”

Entry 3:
Balloon 1: DAD! Look at this cool noise maker I found! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Balloon 2: D..Dad?

By: Frankie

Frankie — Sun, 25 May 2008 15:27:57 +0000

Fist panel:

WARNING!! Highly Dangerous! Do Not Approach Man-Eating Plants! Stay Away! Extremely….well fine, don’t listen to anything I say. Do what you want, I don’t care if you get eaten, it’s your life.

Second panel:

First balloon: “Now, when I say ’shoot,’ you all start firing and shake your bootay. And when I say ’stop,’ you all stop on a dime.”

Second balloon: “Shoot. Now stop. Shoot. And stop. Now shoot…”

By: Satué

Satué — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:21:12 +0000

Panel 1:
“Do you belive me now when I said bonsais don’t growp up this big??”

Panel 2:
Balloon 1: “JUST DIE DIRTY BAST…!!!”
Balloon 2: “Oops… kids, ask before shooting”

By: Hades

Hades — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:04 +0000

first panel

Guy: What happens when you tell Madonna that her last album was awful…

By: mike ale

mike ale — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:03 +0000

Sorry, I put in the wrong email address before… so here
Picture 1: Balloon 1: You could’ve picked a better place to puke after that roller coaster!?

Picture 2: Balloon 1: Johnny, I warned you to get those taxes to me on time!!! But now, it’s time to collect!

Picture 2: Balloon 2: There goes your fine china!

By: robertwaites

robertwaites — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:47:04 +0000

number 1 i told mom greens arent good for us
number two box 1 hey betty i thought he had a club box two look barney hes a teen now and all teens need guns

By: HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com

HeroMachine Community Blog | HeroMachine.com — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:30:48 +0000

[…] custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason), now’s your chance: Caption Contest 12 is going on now, so put on your creative thinking cap and make your entry […]

By: Khymera

Khymera — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:28:14 +0000

First Panel:
This time, plants bite back in…
REVENGE AGAINST THE VEGETARIANS!!

Second:
#1- I can’t even shoot straight!!
#2- I knew I shouldn’t have ordered that Starbucks Venti brewed coffee before a shoot out!

By: Nimbus

Nimbus — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:51:09 +0000

For the first panel:

“Watch as the Green Lantern Corps are decimated by their new masters - the Gardenias of the Universe!”

For the second panel:

Balloon 1: “Damn these flying Bams!”
Balloon 2: “They’re so fast I can’t shoot ‘em!”

By: Xstacy

Xstacy — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:15:14 +0000

Panel 1:
“In this long-lost work, we see Georgia O’Keefe losing patience with subtlety.”