Comments on: Caption Contest 11: Dammit Jim!

By: Xstacy

Xstacy — Tue, 20 May 2008 03:50:18 +0000

Quinto: I dyed it so people wouldn’t confuse me with Sylar.

Abrams: The fanboys are already hatin’ and you do this?!

Abrams 2: You want this movie to fail, don’t you?! Don’t you!

Quinto 2: Don’t have a heart attack, man, it’s just a wig.

By: Al

Al — Sun, 18 May 2008 23:50:44 +0000

Spocky 1: Why are you poking me?

Kirko 1: Because I feel like it! I love poking! It’s my favorite hobby! Poke POKE POKE!!!! I’m a Pokemon! Like Pikachu!

Kirko 2: Pika pika pikachu!!! PIIKKKAAAACHHUUUUU!!!!

Spocky: I’m going to walk away now…

By: Frankie

Frankie — Sat, 17 May 2008 20:41:43 +0000

Mr. Speck1: Captain, The crew is growing concerned about your recent behavior, what with all the screaming and poking and everything. I think you should see the doc.

Captain Dirt1: “WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?!!! (poke, poke) MY BEHAVIOR IS PERFECTLY NORMAL!!! (poke) IT’S EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS THE PROBLEM!!!! (pokety-poke)”

Captain dirt2: “I GRADUATED WITH THE HIGHEST HONORS FROM MIKE BARON & SHEA ANTON PENSA, “THE BUTCHER’S” SCHOOL OF SCREAMING” (does the “hokey-pokey”)

Mr. Speck2: “Please stop. My pointed ears are very sensitive to loud noises, and that poking is annoying.”

By: Coyote

Coyote — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:16:38 +0000

Guy 1 : nice costume Brucie old boy!!
Guy 2 : you too who are you ?
guy 2 : wait how did the joker get in to my trekie party?
Guy 1 : oh Bat Freak the invite fell out of your utility belt

By: Coyote

Coyote — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:12:51 +0000

Guy 1: you called?
Guy 2: “poke” whats with the creepy shadow ?
guy 2:and the new abs spoke? “poke”
Guy 1: hahaha! im spokes evil twin ! “who wrote this script i want out of this movie!!!”

By: Coyote

Coyote — Sat, 17 May 2008 15:09:04 +0000

bubble 1:Greetings Captain i bleached my hair
Bubble 2: you what “poke poke” you can not do that
Bubble 3: there is a dress code you know
Bubble 4: you are just worried ill get all the chicks now

By: Frankie

Frankie — Fri, 16 May 2008 23:57:02 +0000

Blonde guy1: “Hey Jerry, what’s up?”

Black-haired guy1: “Don’t hey Jerry me. You’re wearing my favorite shirt again.”

Black-haired guy2: “And what have you done with my buttons. I had one here, and here.”

Blonde guy2: “First of all, this is my shirt. Second of all, this shirt doesn’t require any kind of fasteners to hold it on my person. It’s self adhesive. It’s called a cling-on.

By: Jester

Jester — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:20:46 +0000

Pointy-Eared Guy #1: Dear pineapples, I wish I had a face!

Pointy-Fingered Guy #1: Hey Buddy, you think you have problems? Look at this!

Pointy-Fingered Guy #2: The idiot artist gave me two right hands! What do you think about that?!

Pointy-Eared Guy #2: Hey, at least no one will ask you if you are left- or right-handed…

By: Jester

Jester — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:13:13 +0000

Top Bubble: Do you have problems with people poking your person?

Second Bubble: *poke* Must… *poke* poke… *poke* pointy-eared *poke* dude… *poke*

Third Bubble: WHY CAN’T I POKE YOU?!! *poke*

Bottom Bubble: Because I’m wearing Prof. Pimble’s Poke-Proof Puff-Parka! Guaranteed to protect you from any pestering people who poke!

By: Deadeas

Deadeas — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:22:28 +0000

Pointed-ear 1: Sir, you know that wasn’t morally right…

Cap: Ha! This’ll stop your ranting!

Cap 2: Where’s than damn off button…

Pointed-ear: I’m not a robot, you idiot…Unlike your girlfriend.