Caption Contest 10: A Hell of a challenge

Come up withe the best, funniest dialog for this panel, and you’ll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like (within reason) from professional illustrator Jeff Hebert!

Rigor-Mentos

For instance:

Top Balloon: Note to self:
Bottom Balloon: Next time you go to Hell (literally), remember to bring your own toilet paper.

The rules are: 1) No more than three entries per person; 2) Keep it appropriate for a broadcast TV sitcom (i.e. no swearing); 3) leave your entry in the comments to this post.

Good luck everyone!